I Need A Raise

[Lustalbert]

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the

following reasons:

 

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

 

Sincerely,

The Penis

 

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Dear Penis,

 

After assessing your request and considering the

arguments you have raised,

the administration rejects your request for the

following reasons:

 

You do not work eight hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management

team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often

seen visiting other

locations.

You do not take initiative. You need to be pressured

and stimulated in

order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of

your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,

such as wearing the

correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before

you have completed the

assigned task.

And if that were not enough, you are constantly seen

entering and exiting

the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

 

Sincerely,

The Management

[AngryBMW]

-Marc

[copperhead]

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damn that shit is old

[Lustalbert]

:blowme: