Sam1647545489 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Got this from another site, some funny ass answers, So lets see what you guys come up with. Rules: 1. Must be bought from walmart 2. Only can be 4 items 3. No self check out 4. The cashier is a middle aged person. I'll start 1. Shotgun 2. Ammo 3. Butcher knife 4. Garbage bags... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 1.) magnum condoms 2.) bottle of Advil 3.) big bag of ice 4.) KY Jelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragknee66 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 hah this is definitely from OT lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fixerupper Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Well, first making change for a $50. 1)Whipped Cream 2)KY 3)Cherries 4)Chainsaw And the qoute "What?!?? I just thought I'd give the tree one last good night..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 1. ballbat 2. ductap 3. garbage bags 4. shovel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted December 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 hah this is definitely from OT lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MissTypeS Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 (1) "Sexy" lingerie from their super lingerie department (2) Children's bicycle with streamers and training wheels (3) Duck call from the hunting department (4) Whitesnake's Greatest Hits CD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 stungun plastic bag duct tape and a pack of hungry pigs. oh, shit. wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Bucket of lard Jumper cables King sized air matress Condoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlowZ06 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 1) Aluminum foil 2) "The Works" bathroom cleaner 3) Large white bath towel 4) Map of New York Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOZZER Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 1) Spatchula 2) Vasiline 3) Knee high yellow boots 4) Book called farm animals for dummies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 hot wheels golf balls rubber gloves vasaline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 a cordless drill a mannequin's arm from the elbow up KY jelly extra large tampons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl1647545492 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 1 Toothpaste 2 Cats and Kids tin food,1 can feeds pets and kids 3 WWE inspired toilet bowl clenser 4 NOW !!!! 1001 household uses for gumout!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supldys Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 from seeing what you guys wrote the most common and therefore scariest thing for a cashier to see would be 1) Condoms 2) Lube of some sort 3) garbage bags 4) childrens toy (or substitute a weapon for same affect) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelloman4571647545499 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 1. a priest outfit 2. candy 3. shovel 4. bag of lime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaTS1200 Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 1. Pitching Wedge 2. Large funnel 3. Gerbil 4. Lube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted December 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 A paint pad for painting, A big one 1 enigma pack mop paper towels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 Case of beer Bottle of whiskey Bottle of vodka book "Alcoholisim for dummies" BTW sam, sdid you mean "enema" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 diposable camera duct tape razor blades folding chair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 Stationary Pen Large Rope Folding chair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 4 immigration officers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MissTypeS Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 ^ ohhh I think that one wins. Superb show! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhobs Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 1) Video Camera 2) little girls dress 3) tri-pod 4) Condoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 1. Barbie Doll 2. Ken Doll 3. KY 4. disposable camera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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