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Im not a big fan of pick up lines but i had a random girl come up to me at a recent party and use one...

Her: Do you like strawberries or blueberries?

me: uhhhhhhhhhhhh strawberries?

Her: ok i just wanted to know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning

lol I found it pretty funny. Another recent one i have used, and failed with, many times is

Me: excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Her: no/i dont know/how much?

Me: Enough to break the ice, Hi Im Nick.

If you have any good ones or funny stories, post them up.

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lol I found it pretty funny. Another recent one i have used, and failed with, many times is

Me: excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Her: no/i dont know/how much?

Me: Enough to break the ice, Hi Im Nick.

straight outta the mouth of nick hogan on that one. that line and brooke :takeit: are the only thngs that were good about that show.

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what fight?

lol no thats the pick up line... did you ever see that VH1 reality show the pick up artist or whatever it was called? the dudes name was Mystery or some shit and him and his boys looked like the worlds biggest homos, but supposedly they were pick up artists. then they got a bunch of nerdy guys who had never seen a boob other than on a computer monitor, and whoever pulled the most tail won.

anyway, "did you see that fight?" was their "in" or ice breaker to start talking to a girl... theyd ask these girls that and then start talking to them...

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1. Did you fart? cause you blew me away!

2. Do you have a library card? Cause i'd like to check you out!

3.is there are mirror in your pants? cause i can see myself in em!

4. if you were a tree, and i was a squirel, i'd store my nuts in ur hole!

5. you might not be the best looking girl here, but beauties only a light switch away!

6.i know im no Fred flinstone, but i can make ur bedrock!

7. if your gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep till afternoon!

8. your face reminds me of a wrench, it makes my nuts tighten up!

9. that skirt is cute, but it would look great on my bedroom floor!

10. damn i luv those jeans! can i get in em!

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