Hcstreetriding Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Im not a big fan of pick up lines but i had a random girl come up to me at a recent party and use one...Her: Do you like strawberries or blueberries?me: uhhhhhhhhhhhh strawberries?Her: ok i just wanted to know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morninglol I found it pretty funny. Another recent one i have used, and failed with, many times isMe: excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?Her: no/i dont know/how much?Me: Enough to break the ice, Hi Im Nick.If you have any good ones or funny stories, post them up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 lol I found it pretty funny. Another recent one i have used, and failed with, many times isMe: excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?Her: no/i dont know/how much?Me: Enough to break the ice, Hi Im Nick.straight outta the mouth of nick hogan on that one. that line and brooke are the only thngs that were good about that show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hcstreetriding Posted July 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 haha I have never seen the show, but it is a great line! It fails every time, but its always makes me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarhonda Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again!Me. did it hurt her. did what hurt me. when you fell from heaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 heres one.. its an oldie..Me- Is that a mirror in your pocket?Her- No.. why?Me- Cause i can see myself in your pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Me- My magic watch says you dont have underwear onHer- Uhh.. i do have underwear on..Me- Damn.. it must be 15 min. fast.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 If you were a booger id pick you first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 If you were a booger id pick you first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbop0362 Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 You: What has 150 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? Her: I have no idea...You: My zipper. (insert slap) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Im no fred flintstone, but I can make your bedrock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 did you see that fight earlier? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 what fight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4isvt Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 I heard the polar bear one but it was a penguin. It goesme Hey can I tell you something?chick sureme Fat penguinchick what?me I had to break the ice somehow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Yota:do you want a job planting tulips?Hot slut:HuhYota: YOu can start by planting your twolips right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 what fight?lol no thats the pick up line... did you ever see that VH1 reality show the pick up artist or whatever it was called? the dudes name was Mystery or some shit and him and his boys looked like the worlds biggest homos, but supposedly they were pick up artists. then they got a bunch of nerdy guys who had never seen a boob other than on a computer monitor, and whoever pulled the most tail won.anyway, "did you see that fight?" was their "in" or ice breaker to start talking to a girl... theyd ask these girls that and then start talking to them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 thats gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarhonda Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Me- My magic watch says you dont have underwear onHer- Uhh.. i do have underwear on..Me- Damn.. it must be 15 min. fast.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chief201 Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 start dancing behind a girl and whisper in her ear don't turn this rape into a murder........... (Some old guy told me that at a camp ground i though it was funny coming from this guy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 me: do you have any raisins?her: no...?me: how about a date? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exSRAaron Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Do you have directions to your heart? Cuz I'm lost in your eyes. i win!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Do you have directions to your heart? Cuz I'm lost in your eyes. i win!!Homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyen Soljax Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 the only thing you guys are going to pick up is each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ousley99 Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 1. Did you fart? cause you blew me away!2. Do you have a library card? Cause i'd like to check you out!3.is there are mirror in your pants? cause i can see myself in em!4. if you were a tree, and i was a squirel, i'd store my nuts in ur hole!5. you might not be the best looking girl here, but beauties only a light switch away!6.i know im no Fred flinstone, but i can make ur bedrock!7. if your gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep till afternoon!8. your face reminds me of a wrench, it makes my nuts tighten up!9. that skirt is cute, but it would look great on my bedroom floor!10. damn i luv those jeans! can i get in em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoner1320 Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Fuck me if I am wrong!! Is your name OLGA??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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