Zoner1320 Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 You wana go back to my place and play army?I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12oclocker Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 just spin her around and give her a big kiss! then apologize and tell her she looked like your girlfriend from behind!, one of my friends ACTUALLY DID THAT once! he was a fearless crazy guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muska Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Nice shoes.......wanna fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4isvt Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Nice shoes.......wanna fuck? Yes I was about to post that. That is the only one you need to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Pick up lines..........are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hcstreetriding Posted July 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Nice shoes.......wanna fuck?im going to use that tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exSRAaron Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 .....are dont be jealous cuz ur married!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 dont be jealous cuz ur married!! Whatever. I never needed lines. All I needed was my charm to get them smiling. Lines need not apply. I didn't ever think people actually attempted to use them before. That is bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exSRAaron Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hcstreetriding Posted July 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 I use them as jokes among friends, when your at frat parties with over 200 females that you dont know..... its a good time, you should see some of the reactions that we get, its very entertaining. Another one i forgot about, its not realy a line it was just funny, as we were walking down high street, one of my friends would go up to random girls and tell them to chase him and start jogging away(i think this is from a movie too) after several failures he kept saying but not running away and one girl said "well arnt you going to run" so he took off and she actually chased him for about a block haha it was great, ended up partying with her whole group of friends that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellBender Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 I use them as jokes among friends, when your at frat parties with over 200 females that you dont know..... its a good time, you should see some of the reactions that we get, its very entertaining. Another one i forgot about, its not realy a line it was just funny, as we were walking down high street, one of my friends would go up to random girls and tell them to chase him and start jogging away(i think this is from a movie too) after several failures he kept saying but not running away and one girl said "well arnt you going to run" so he took off and she actually chased him for about a block haha it was great, ended up partying with her whole group of friends that night.Wow. You guys are so sweet i cant wait to party with you fellas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12oclocker Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 I never needed lines. All I needed was my charm to get them smiling. Lines need not apply. Nicks right, ever girl I ever had sex with I just walked up and talked normal to them, or they walked up to me, some I didn't even compliment them. You have to put off the vib that you could care less if you hook up, they go for that stuff, weird but seriously.You know what, when are we all getting together for a biker party, and who's house are we gonna have it at? I got a nice tire to melt someones carpet with, lol, j.k... except about the party, that I am serious about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 You know what, when are we all getting together for a biker party, and who's house are we gonna have it at? I got a nice tire to melt someones carpet with, lol, j.k... except about the party, that I am serious aboutYou missed a huge one in June up in Cbus. They throw one annually here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12oclocker Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 damn we are up late nick! lol, keep me up to date on this stuff, I want to hit a party, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 I'm at work until 6am. Oh you won't miss it because when the time comes it's all over the board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Nicks right, ever girl I ever had sex with I just walked up and talked normal to them, or they walked up to me, some I didn't even compliment them. You have to put off the vib that you could care less if you hook up, they go for that stuff, weird but seriously.WOW! You should stop giving guys advice, you're spreading the I-think-I'm-the-shit disease. Geeze, if you're gonna hook up with a girl you should at least feed her a compliment. Haha.But seriously, pick up lines should only be used by funny guys, so that they can cover with a "just kidding, that was really bad wasn't it". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hcstreetriding Posted July 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 haha any guy who uses a pick up line in a serious attempt to get a girl is... well i feel sorry for them, if your just fuckin around its a different story.No compliments eh? is that the trick? lol the care less vibe does not work for me(im an ugly kid), but i have seen it work for many others, bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 WOW! You should stop giving guys advice, you're spreading the I-think-I'm-the-shit disease. Geeze, if you're gonna hook up with a girl you should at least feed her a compliment. Haha.But seriously, pick up lines should only be used by funny guys, so that they can cover with a "just kidding, that was really bad wasn't it".Play nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyco1 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Were your parents retarded? Cause you're special.You're pretty cute for a fat chick.Me:Would you fuck me for a million dollars?Her:Umm yeaMe:How about 10?Her:What the fuck do you think I am?Me:We've already established that, now we're just haggling over the price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMax33 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Me: My name's Brian. Can I kiss you?Gutter slut: NO!Me: So a blow-job is out of the question then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtremef4i Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Me- My magic watch says you dont have underwear onHer- Uhh.. i do have underwear on..Me- Damn.. it must be 15 min. fast..Damn that is great....hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsxr750girl Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 When I was a senior in highschool I bet my friend Molly that she couldn't make my dad's face turn red and make him speechless! Well she proved me wrong! My friend Molly: Hey that shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too! My Dad, My Mom, her parents and me: Speechless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtremef4i Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 So you walk up to a hot chick and say "excuse me, your tag is hanging out of your shirt." Without hessitating just pretend to fix the tag. then say, Thats what I thought it said-Made in Heaven." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtremef4i Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 When I was a senior in highschool I bet my friend Molly that she couldn't make my dad's face turn red and make him speechless! Well she proved me wrong! My friend Molly: Hey that shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too! My Dad, My Mom, her parents and me: Speechless!Nice! I wish I could have been there for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsxr750girl Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 thankfully I have really cool parents! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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