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OMG have you guys seen the news? I ll link the clip here It turns out that Chuck Norris is not only not the baddest mofo around, but is now dead!! turns out that there is another who is more bad-asser.
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This has already been proven. Chuck Norris > Mustang. While pondering the winner of a contest between an immovable object and an irresistable force, Chuck Norris (an omnipotent being) created Team Colt. The end of the world is now imminent.
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This has already been proven. Chuck Norris > Mustang. While pondering the winner of a contest between an immovable object and an irresistable force, Chuck Norris (an omnipotent being) created Team Colt. The end of the world is now imminent.

 

What... The... ... :head explodes:

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This has already been proven. Chuck Norris > Mustang. While pondering the winner of a contest between an immovable object and an irresistable force, Chuck Norris (an omnipotent being) created Team Colt. The end of the world is now imminent.

 

+1 hahaha

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10 Things you must know about Chuck Norris:

 

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

4. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

5. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

6. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

7. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

8. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

9. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

10. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

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Oh my god, best one yet.. even better than the POW one.

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10 Things you must know about Chuck Norris:

 

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

4. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

5. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

6. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

7. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

8. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

9. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

10. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

 

Well done. :)

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