SpaceGhost Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton." said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3 story mansion with a black & gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flag pole with an enormous Steeler flag, and in every window a Terrible Towel. Peyton looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro quarterback, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said, "So what's your point Peyton?" "Well, why does Ben Rothlisberger get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said, "Peyton, that's not Ben's house, it's mine." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVILGTP98 Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 hahha, i laughed out loud on that one, lol good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Awesome! -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kohones Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 I'd heard that joke I think last year when they went 15-1, I'd forgotten it though. I started laughing again as though it was the first time!!!! Haaaaaaaaa Thx for sharing Ghost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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