magley64 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Now we all know the type of person:buys a cruiser (harley or otherwise) just for the "billy badass" persona and to act tough and scary. (right:rolleyes:)I'm out riding towards Kingsville yesterday, and I pulled up to a red light next to this cruiser...I "glanced" over, (no long stares, no dirty looks, just a glance) and I see a dude I would describe as "white trash".Sleeveless shirt, dirty, no helmet, aviators...etc and behind him is what appears to be an 8 yr old kid with a chrome half helmet that is way too big:wtf:So as I look back up at the light, I hear "What the F*ck are you looking at!" from my right side, so I turned my head, flipped my smoke visor up and said "an asshole".So "bubba" here starts revving the shit out of his air cooled twin...preparing to... race?Now anyone who rides through Kingsville knows it's a speed trap, it's a 35 zone and they WILL pull you over for 37, and this guy wants to race me? with his 8yr old on the back? I can't believe this...Light turns green, he takes off as fast as his v-twin can carry him, and sure enough there is a cop waiting at the school with a radar gun...I don't know what his problem was in the first place, but at least he was smart enough to pull over instead of trying to flee, and risk his kid's safety further...what an ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Never underestimate the stupidity of a Human being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angrish Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Sad! but funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfman Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Wow...some people are incredibly dumb. Yesterday, I saw a guy riding with his kid who was wearing one of those dumb German Nazi style motorcycle helmets. It must have been DOT approved but I can't imagine putting a kid in anything less than a full face helmet. Of course, the father didn't have a helmet on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 ...he takes off as fast as his v-twin can carry himSo do you think he actually made it over 35mph, or was the ticket just for the noise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 So do you think he actually made it over 35mph, or was the ticket just for the noise?It was probably on general purposes.....somewhere between "You're a dumbass" and "What a Phucktard" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted July 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 So do you think he actually made it over 35mph, or was the ticket just for the noise?well, my friend has a shadow, and he can get it up to 100 if he pushes it to the max....so it was probably doing at least 50 in the 3/4 mile that it took to get to the school from the light... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Wow, this is funny. I feel bad for the kid tho. He will most likely turn out just as retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Poor kid doesn't stand a chance... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted July 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 thats what I was thinking, but you never know how a kid is going to turn out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 thats what I was thinking, but you never know how a kid is going to turn out...Yeah I agree, but he's obviously got the deck stacked against him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 you know what the most common accessory is for a harley?a pickup truck.seriously though, what do you get when you put 32 harley owners in the same room?a full set of teeth!ok im done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted July 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 "Harley Davidson, not a motorcycle as much as it is an amassment of problems that have been chrome plated"well you know why they chrome everything? so it is easier to find when it falls off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 If a Goldwing guy could light up a turd he'd put it on his bike...If a Harley guy could chrome that turd he's put it on his bike... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted July 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Does that mean if we found a way to make a chromed, lighted turd, they would sell out to both camps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Plausible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 I'm amazed he even cared enough to put a helmet on the kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted July 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 He cared enough to try not to get a ticket for it, not enough to actually get the kid a helmet that fits...(I believe it was HIS chrome half helmet) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?The location of the dirtbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 a harley has room for TWO dirtbags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 a harley has room for TWO dirtbags :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 so magley...... did you get pulled over then? or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Wow...some people are incredibly dumb. Yesterday, I saw a guy riding with his kid who was wearing one of those dumb German Nazi style motorcycle helmets. It must have been DOT approved but I can't imagine putting a kid in anything less than a full face helmet. Of course, the father didn't have a helmet on.They also sell "NOVELTY" helmets. they are NOT DOT approved and say so. But dumd pfuckholes buy them every day cause "they're cool".http://www.helmetsetc.com/detail.asp?product_id=nov_ch_germanNote the "not DOT approved" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted July 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 so magley...... did you get pulled over then? or what?nope, I know better than to speed past that school...9 times out of 10 there is a kingsville cop with a radar gun just chillin in the school parking lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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