Beer VS Pussy

[Guest powers]

BEER vs. PUSSY: THE PLAYOFF

 

1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER

 

2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy

 

3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER

 

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair

Between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy

 

5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in

one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy

 

6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may

suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to

Pussy

 

7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If

You smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy

 

8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER

 

9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much

Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY

 

10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY

 

11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER

 

12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle

or can. -One point to BEER

 

13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it

Settles down. - One point to BEER

 

14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to

BEER

 

15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER

 

16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've

drank it - One point to BEER

 

 

FINAL SCORE:

BEER - 9

PUSSY - 7

 

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

 

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or

discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those

feelings, let alone express them. -An extra point for BEER!

[BloodRed]

Lol

[Kevin R.]

Haha..that was great.

 

12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle

or can. -One point to BEER

 

[Balian]

HA...Great..

[Nitrousbird]

Beer can kill pain, pussy can cause it - one point BEER.

[Scotty2Hotty]

I'd give my left nut, for both beer and pussy right now.