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That guy works out at Lifetime Fitness. Once he tried to cut in on me while I was working my triceps. I was like, "Back up off me, bitch!" and then I flexed on him and he started crying like a little baby.

 

No, that is Chuck Norris. He wasn't crying, he was thirsty. Chuck Norris only drinks his own body fluids.

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No, that is Chuck Norris. He wasn't crying, he was thirsty. Chuck Norris only drinks his own body fluids.

 

Actually, it was a hologram of Chuck Norris; the real Chuck Norris would never have allowed me to insult him in such a fashion and then lived to post about it on a messageboard.

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