Balian Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Well after sitting here with way to much time on my hands I took up the choir of becomming dell certified. I am now certified to fix any dell laptop/desktop. I am working on the servers now. rofl TO MUCH FREE TIME!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Man I hope there server tests are not LIKe COMPAQ ASE... those tests were 100% memorzation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted August 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Ha, no these tests aren't like that. I take the self assessment tests before hand and the questions are not the same. Well, not all of em anyways. Out of 5 tests, I have only see 3 or 4 questions that were the same. But it is pretty easy stuff.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 the tests are cake... I've been Dell Certified in their entire lineup for probably 3 years now, it's open book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted August 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 yup.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Well after sitting here with way to much time on my hands I took up the choir of becomming dell certified. I am now certified to fix any dell laptop/desktop. I am working on the servers now. rofl TO MUCH FREE TIME!! lol Choir? For singing in the commercials, you fruit? Well, hell congratulations. I have here, for you, one PenisColada. Come celebrate. :grin2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted August 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Dumbass.. So I cannot spell..lol SUck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Dumbass.. So I cannot spell..lol SUck it. good thing spelling wasn't part of the test eh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted August 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Ha, that's what copy and paste is for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 so is anyone able to take a look at my HD for my dell DJ that (i think) took a shit on me a couple months ago? ive lost around 5k songs on it, and have nothing to listen to...$ to whoever can do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwishiwascool Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 I was back in the day. I was an onsite tech for Unisys when I lived in cleveland in 99'. I did Dell, Gateway, Micron, E-machine, HP, and anyone else who outsourced onsite tech support. Laptops, Desktops, workstations, switches, servers... that was when the IT industry was actually fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted August 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Yea, that was so long ago!! Now it's just another job... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Dell and their certs FTL. Seriously. Dell technicians are by far the worst I've ever seen. Especially the ones from Unisys. I'm not joking. Dell sucks at everything. We've had Dell techs steal shit from my desk, not bring tools (x2), bleed on one of our tech's tools (because the tech forgot to bring them), constanty bringing wrong parts (the last one was supposed to be a CMOS battery, they brought a power supply), and on and on. Dell warranty sucks. Dell computers suck. Dell everything sucks. On the other hand, IBM and Apple have their shit together. Consistently good service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Ow. Poor Ryan. Does that mean he sucks, too? Man, Ryan if I were you I'd tell him to take his damn thundercloud, jam it right up his ass and have it rain on his little gerbil's intestinal parade. Edit: On a side note, it's just after 4 in the morning. Ignore my inane ramblings. On another side not, it still stands! Edit2: On the other hand, he's mostly right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted August 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 I cannot argue. Most of the people I know that are dell certified are worthless. I going to use it as a marketing tool for myself.. Screw everyone else. They may be stupid, but I know I can get the job done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattsv8 Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 ok thats good. now you can fix my dell inspiron 8100. i need a new cd/dvd drive installed and it wont connect to the internet so the modem needs fixed!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted August 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Sounds like an easy fix there Matt.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 so do you have any way to check out my mp3 player HD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted August 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Let me see..I think that thing is like all one piece and you might have to send it back to dell and have them look at it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted August 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 so do you have any way to check out my mp3 player HD? Yea, I don't see any tech articles or repair manuals for that thing. Sorry.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Yea, I don't see any tech articles or repair manuals for that thing. Sorry.. Spoken like a true Dell tech... Dude with the Dell DJ, PM me. They work just like an iPod (which are one piece, and don't have any repair manuals ). Its just a 2.5" laptop harddrive. I'll take a look at it for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted August 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Spoken like a true Dell tech... Dude with the Dell DJ, PM me. They work just like an iPod (which are one piece, and don't have any repair manuals ). Its just a 2.5" laptop harddrive. I'll take a look at it for you. Hey now, I am working on Laptops, desktops, and servers. I know nothing about the Dell DJ's, and I am honest about it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tshensley Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 so do you happen to know some of those laptop discount codes that need to be used?? hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted August 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Ha, I wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattsv8 Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 so when could you take a look at it for me and at least tell me what it needs and where to get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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