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Yep toyota as well as nissan have also spoke with GM in past two months its a very common topic but i think this is a first time spoken with Ford.

 

 

Umm Gm and toyota are already in bed together=(Saturn, Geo which is now chevy)etc....and they all borrow and trade ideas, or steal each others old designs. Like Dodge uses all the old 94 down GM style crap electronics!

 

And if you remember the old AMCs, they used parts off all of the big three!

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GM and Ford aren't going to merge, they're going to collaborate and build the United States Starship Enterprise, from whence they will wield ultimate power. Then they'll go around the sun, sending them to the year 1986. Then, GM will eliminate all models except the GNX, the Corvette, and the Camaro/Firebird, Ford will eliminate all models except the Mustang and will bring technology for Cobra production. With this technology, they will recruit the likes of Chuck Norris, Steven Segal, Vin Diesel, Mr. T, and Arnold Schwarzenegger to command a cavalry of these cars. With these machines, a weapons cache that makes Predeator seem like a kid with a spitwad, and enough toxic chemicals to make Courtney Love consider rehab, they will charge the horizon and lay waste to all who oppose them.

 

And that, my friends, is why we celebrate Kwanzaa.

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Some Holden product would be cross-badged as both a Mustang, a Camaro, and a GTO. GM would keep their Cobalt line, but it'd be renamed the Fairmont. The GM W-bodys (Grand Prix, Monte, Skylark) would get a new sibling; Thunderbird!

 

The F-series would be a goner. The new conglomerate's entire light truck line (even the lame, low-end ones) would be designated "Hummer", and would be cosmetically "ugly-fied" to fit the part.

 

The flagship marque would be their Cadillincoln brand. Their top-end model would be the X-Cre-Ment, a rebadged Jaguar X-Type with a subwoofer box in place of the rear seat.

 

Nevermind, the world would indeed end.

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GM and Ford aren't going to merge, they're going to collaborate and build the United States Starship Enterprise, from whence they will wield ultimate power. Then they'll go around the sun, sending them to the year 1986. Then, GM will eliminate all models except the GNX, the Corvette, and the Camaro/Firebird, Ford will eliminate all models except the Mustang and will bring technology for Cobra production. With this technology, they will recruit the likes of Chuck Norris, Steven Segal, Vin Diesel, Mr. T, and Arnold Schwarzenegger to command a cavalry of these cars. With these machines, a weapons cache that makes Predeator seem like a kid with a spitwad, and enough toxic chemicals to make Courtney Love consider rehab, they will charge the horizon and lay waste to all who oppose them.

 

And that, my friends, is why we celebrate Kwanzaa.

 

LOL awesome. It just might work.

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How could GM be so stupid!!!! :bs: :bs:

 

You sir, are a tard. Obviously, both have proved their incompetencies against the foreign market. I don't see how having one American company would monopolize the car market. They'd be competing against all the imports. Either way its doubtfull they will "merge." I would think it would be more of an "alliance" of sorts to stop being douchebags and start making cars people want/can afford, if that makes any sense.

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