Kevin R. Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 64 degrees out. You just started the bench racing early because your broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowbusa Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 im racing the yukon all winter, in 2 wd or 4wd. so when the snow hits the roll racing 4wds can start. im game matt 2 wd or 4wd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattsv8 Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 cool. it wont be long before the snow will fall. and then we can race our tow vehicles. and since they are so slow it wont seem like a drag race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 Foot Race for the win. Will be glad to beat anyone in the 1/4 mile or under around a track Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattsv8 Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 you want to race the gtp against a 4wd truck in the snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 64 degrees out. You just started the bench racing early because your broken. for what , 2 days so sad, but true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 you want to race the gtp against a 4wd truck in the snow. Hell no. I was talkin about a foot race Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 don't mind me just passing through. :lurk: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 get some snow tires and quit bitching Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattsv8 Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 i dont run. last time i tried that i broke my foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Wow, yeah maybe you shouldnt run.....in fact if you broke it just running, I would invest in a wheel chair and give up on the whole walking thing too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattsv8 Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 yea i was running through a door with a raised floor at full speed. mind you i used to run prety fast. my boot caught the door seal and twisted my ankle. when i landed my foot was sideways. then when my 250 lb body pushed on it my ackle poped out of place and it cracked the small bone connected to the pinky toe. so i got pissed off right away that my foot was not on right i stomped it on the ground and actually poped it back into place. that really didnt feal good but it did go back into place so i could walk on it. i actually walked all the way back to the back of the shop and finished putting the head on my friends eclipse. i got it running and drove it around for about 10 min. then walked through the shop back to my car. got in it and went home and relaxed for about 2 hrs. by this time it was blue black, and swollen. so i loosened up the shoe strings in my boots and went out in my s10 to go cruise around for a while. then drove it home and then drove back to my girlfriends at the time. all this time walking on it. i get there. have some sex and go to bed. i got up in the morning and walked down the stairs. went directly to the hospital after not being able to walk on it. dr said it looked like it was fractured and he could see where the ankle poped out and bruising on the bone. he said did it happen just now and i said nope about 1 day ago and ive been walking on it. so yes i did break my foot running. and i dont run anymore. Actually i dont have any need to run. what do i have to run from cops?im not stealing nothing. so no need to run ill just drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 what is bench racing?? //noob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Something like me saying "come spring time I'm going to swooooooosh past you fuckers". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coltboostin Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Well after the pooping thread and shaving bung hole one, i figure i'd bee the one too start the bench racing one!!! Next year, if your not in the 10's.... ....dont even bother asking me, unless youd rather just hand me your money Discuss... Did you beat anyone noteworthy this year? I am asking because I honestly dont know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 what is bench racing?? //noob Its where people take a picnic bench, turn it upside down, wax the bottom (or top....whatever) and "surf" down the side of a mountain. The loser is beaten with his bench, and the winner keeps the title of "top dawg" until the spring when the snow melts and the auto racing begins again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn1647545492 Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Did you beat anyone noteworthy this year? I am asking because I honestly dont know. No, he refused to dig race me all summer. true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGraw Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Z06TT FTW /nutswing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Its where people take a picnic bench, turn it upside down, wax the bottom (or top....whatever) and "surf" down the side of a mountain. The loser is beaten with his bench, and the winner keeps the title of "top dawg" until the spring when the snow melts and the auto racing begins again. Great explanation. I'd only add that this year's bench racing is slated to happen at Rock Mill - it's southeast of the city on the way toward Lancaster. Last year, Gearhead Rob was there and he was totally the best bench racer in attendance. Everyone was like, "Oooh, damn, that dude sure can bench race!" Then he crashed into a tree and started crying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 hahahhaha where do u get these benches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 hahahhaha where do u get these benches? You didnt hear this from me, but any park will have one. Or you can purchase one at http://www.furnitureleisure.com/home.asp?cid=128&gclid=CPTTnt_MuogCFU4uGgod73PHyQ I highly recommend the fiberglass or aluminum if you have the extra cash. Rob used the aluminum one and absolutely destroyed the competition last year. I'm taking the trophy this year Rob! Make sure you buy the surf wax though. My little secret. Works better than the snowboard wax. Fuck I'm excited for this years bench racing to begin!! :nod: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Yeah, I used to get all of my benches from Blacklick Park, but there for a while I couldn't get them to stop splintering. So, then I started lifting them from this park in Polaris, right across from where I used to live. Much sturdier for some reason - maybe because they were newer benches? Not really sure, and don't really care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbosi44 Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 hahahhaha where do u get these benches? Your closest city park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 I think I am going custom this year. Got some tricks up my sleeve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Last year the only person that came close to Rob was that douchebag from columbusstreetracing.com who tried to disguise a toboggan as a bench. He got disqualified though. Surf wax is okay, but I use a special blend of Meguiars and Sex Wax...you have to wax a bit more often, but taking the trophy from all of you fuckers is going to be cake. This year, i'm bringing in my little friend Ikea to dominate. http://www.action-hero.net/images/ottenby_bench01.jpg you guys are toast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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