Casper Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 had this forwarded to me....... > 2 tough questions > > > If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids > already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, > one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would > you recommend that she have an abortion? > > > Read the next question before looking at the > response for this one. > > > > Question 2: > It is time to elect a new world leader, and only > your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three > candidates. > > > > Candidate A. > Associates with crooked politicians, and consults > with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also > chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. > > > Candidate B. > He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until > noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of > whiskey every evening. > > > Candidate C > He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, > doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never > cheated on his wife. > > > > > Which of these candidates would be our choice? > Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the > response. > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------- > Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. > Candidate B is Winston Churchill. > Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. > > > And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion > question: If you said YES, you just killed > Beethoven. > > Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think > before judging someone. > Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep > reading.. > > Never be afraid to try something new. > Remember: Amateurs...built the ark. > Professionals...built the Titanic > > And Finally, can you imagine working for a company > that has a little more than 500 employees and has > the following statistics: > * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse > * 7 have been arrested for fraud > * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks > * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at > least 2 businesses > * 3 have done time for assault > * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit > * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges > * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting > * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits > * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the > last year... > > Can you guess which organization this is? > > Give up yet? > > > It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. > The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year > designed to keep the rest of us in line. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mushijobah Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Pretty cool read. Still woulda killed beethoven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 I was guessing candidate A was JFK I was also thinking candidate C sounded like a bitch, i was wrong on that one too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 ::Warning:: *This next post is my initial reaction to what I read; please refrain from bashing my sentence fragments, spelling errors. I am posting "just my thoughts" so if you want to react to things I have said, great. Didn’t like an 800-year-old guy build the ark, and was the fault of the builders why the titanic went, or was who was driving, or the guy who decided not to have enough safety boats. Also killing Beethoven, yeah how many times do they check to see if a baby has a disease and isn’t that common practice to terminate the pregnancy, also you get mad at the crack hooker who has had 5 abortions, but if she were to have a miscarriage due to the crack and nobody really cares. You forgot to mention about Hitler that he had many brain disorders that led to the collapse. Opium wasn’t illegal until 1914. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T Rex Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 I thought that Eva Braun was who he cheated on his wife with... sorry Im dumb... I did find out something interesting with his marraige though.... http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/b/beethovenabort.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mushijobah Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 ::Warning:: *This next post is my initial reaction to what I read; please refrain from bashing my sentence fragments, spelling errors. I am posting "just my thoughts" so if you want to react to things I have said, great. Didn’t like an 800-year-old guy build the ark, and was the fault of the builders why the titanic went, or was who was driving, or the guy who decided not to have enough safety boats. Also killing Beethoven, yeah how many times do they check to see if a baby has a disease and isn’t that common practice to terminate the pregnancy, also you get mad at the crack hooker who has had 5 abortions, but if she were to have a miscarriage due to the crack and nobody really cares. You forgot to mention about Hitler that he had many brain disorders that led to the collapse. Opium wasn’t illegal until 1914. It was about initial judgement. Not about known facts about the people. Thanks for the random info tho, kinda cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 that was interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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