V8 Beast Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 I just got my bonus numbers and my tax return. Thats means I will have money for exactly 4 hours.... then the wife gets home I need some help.. I need a mistress (preferable a good looking one) an overseas bank account air plane tickets to a different country a barge to transport my cars a complete identity change (I want a cool name like Enrique, or Vinny) And about 7 people to go with me so I'm not the only person speaking english where I go. If someone can do this for me in the next few hours it would be appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Vinny, you have PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VikingY3K Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 ....done. Adios Enrique! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Why does your wife control your money.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99ta Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 wives control everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boost-n-Juice Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 I ate some bad peanut butter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 fuck em, i wouldnt trust any1 with my money. when i get married i will have my own bank account, bills will be split even. people are really thinkin, cause what if you get divorced, most people dont know how to deal with all their fiancial stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 I just got my bonus numbers and my tax return. Thats means I will have money for exactly 4 hours.... then the wife gets home I need some help.. I need a mistress (preferable a good looking one) an overseas bank account air plane tickets to a different country a barge to transport my cars a complete identity change (I want a cool name like Enrique, or Vinny) And about 7 people to go with me so I'm not the only person speaking english where I go. If someone can do this for me in the next few hours it would be appreciated. haha I cleaned up on my tax returns something about adding 3 dependents. I won't see my bonus till mid march. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boost-n-Juice Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 don't forget the VAR's ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 fuck em, i wouldnt trust any1 with my money. when i get married i will have my own bank account, bills will be split even. people are really thinkin, cause what if you get divorced, most people dont know how to deal with all their fiancial stuff. It does not matter one iota whether you have seperate accounts. If you are married and you split up, it all gets divided 50-50. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 It does not matter one iota whether you have seperate accounts. If you are married and you split up, it all gets divided 50-50. 50-50, what a novel idea. My dad had to give my mom 1/2 of everything, plus her legal fees, plus capitol gains taxes on everything that he sold would have to come out of his half. Mind you, family farm. It takes a long time to make the value of the land from the profit after you pay for equipment, repairs, seed, fuel, ect... Judge was a flaming liberal amd NAG (national asosciation of gals) member (A.K.A. NOW) /rant Back on topic, you can wire transfer it to my accaount, and I will only require a small percentage to keep it safe for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 Why does your wife control your money.... still waiting for an answer for this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 LOL, seperate accounts, thats funny. Now all you have to do is hide all of your pay checks, and W2's from her so that she doesnt see how much you make. By the way... My wife does not control my money... my wife is in charge of my sexual happiness... which basically means she owns me Plus she's smarter than me. I would easily drop all the money into my car, but no she wants to pay bills and save for my kids college. She even wants to put food on the table, the nerve of her!!!! Instead of having a 1000hp car I have food and a stable future for my kids. Now do you see why I want to run!!!! I could have a fast car and naked girls instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 don't forget the VAR's ;-) SHHHHHH!!! Be quiet, thats my play money! Damnit she just asked me what VAR's are... I told her it was that bird flu that had all the chinese people wearing masks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 Plus she's smarter than me. I would easily drop all the money into my car, but no she wants to pay bills and save for my kids college. She even wants to put food on the table, the nerve of her!!!! Instead of having a 1000hp car I have food and a stable future for my kids. Now do you see why I want to run!!!! I could have a fast car and naked girls instead That's not smarter with money, just more responsible. There's a difference and I can't say anything for that. I can't understand guys that just make money and hand the check to the women on the 1st and 15th just simply because she's the woman. I can never see myself doing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 That's not smarter with money' date=' just more responsible. There's a difference and I can't say anything for that. I can't understand guys that just make money and hand the check to the women on the 1st and 15th just simply because she's the woman. I can never see myself doing that.[/quote'] I know what you mean. If she was shopping and waisting it then I would be a complete idiot for giving it to her. I put her in charge of bills early in the marriage because she had trouble managing money. Her dad is rich as hell and she didnt know how to budget. It was a risk I was willing to take to help her grow as a person. It was the best move I ever made because now I have my own personal accountant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 fuck em, i wouldnt trust any1 with my money. when i get married i will have my own bank account, bills will be split even. people are really thinkin, cause what if you get divorced, most people dont know how to deal with all their fiancial stuff. HA!!!!!!!! you must be kidding, right???? wives control everything, we're just living in their world. the wife controls all of our finances here. i don't have time to pay bills, go to the bank, get groceries, buy clothes, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSUGT Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 That's not smarter with money' date=' just more responsible. There's a difference and I can't say anything for that. I can't understand guys that just make money and hand the check to the women on the 1st and 15th just simply because she's the woman. I can never see myself doing that.[/quote'] Ahhh, its so black and white for single guys:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS69 Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 don't forget the VAR's ;-) +1..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 Instead of having a 1000hp car I have food and a stable future for my kids. Now do you see why I want to run!!!! I could have a fast car and naked girls instead Who says you can't have all of those things at once? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 Who says you can't have all of those things at once? I like the way you think!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 wives control everything mine controls nothing her checks, go into my bank acc.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragknee66 Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 +1 fast cars and naked chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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