CbrGirl Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said , "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVILGTP98 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 hahhahah, now that was funny, and I actually thought he was doin the right thing, condoms in the car for da win... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Laugh for Monday, March 2, 1998 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMeanGreen Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Now maybe he'll get both in the sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelloman4571647545499 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Laugh for Monday, March 2, 1998 Hater That was funny despite what Kevin says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Laugh for Monday, March 2, 1998 +1 but still a good read, haven't seen it posted for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 lol thats pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Laugh for Monday, March 2, 1998 +1 that is all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Damn, some of you fuckers know the internet a little too well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Damn, some of you fuckers know the internet a little too well. I am the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Damn, some of you fuckers know the internet a little too well. Some of us remember jokes from before there was the Kevinet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 I am the internet. shit, you're a newb to the internet. you're the internet's bitch. son, i have keyboards older than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 should you really brag about that ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 shit, you're a newb to the internet. you're the internet's bitch. son, i have keyboards older than you. Lets start a club that Kevin can not be in. I have a working Commodore 64 and 128 in my basement. The 64 is one year younger then me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 My first computer was an Atari ST. I had 2 games for it, Space Quest II, and a game called Gunship (Which was my favorite). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 shit, you're a newb to the internet. you're the internet's bitch. son, i have keyboards older than you. :gives: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 My first computer was an Atari ST. I had 2 games for it, Space Quest II, and a game called Gunship (Which was my favorite). MMM atari Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Atari 800 oh and Space Quest for the win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Lets start a club that Kevin can not be in. I have a working Commodore 64 and 128 in my basement. The 64 is one year younger then me. noobs plotting against other noobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 noobs plotting against other noobs You are just jelious of my 64K of system RAM and 300 baud modem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 noobs plotting against other noobs Fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Lets start a club that Kevin can not be in. I have a working Commodore 64 and 128 in my basement. The 64 is one year younger then me. I just got rid of my C64 last year. I had the tape drive for it. My favorite game: The Last V8. My first computer was an Atari ST. I had 2 games for it, Space Quest II, and a game called Gunship (Which was my favorite). I'm calling bullshit, unless your parents bought it at a yardsale for like $30. The Atari ST is from 1985. Seeing as though you were born more like 89, and you were probably 6 at the youngest when you started using a computer, that puts the Atari ST at around 10 years old by the time you got to it. It's possible, but not worth talking about. :gives: Obviously you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 My VIC-20 is still sitting in a box, tape drive and a few tapes intact. I may need to dig it out and see if it still runs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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