Cdubyah Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Just heard Kawi Kids girls say this one. I had a nice laugh."Did you have to take your helmet off to think of that one."Feel free to add your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4isvt Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 its not really that great but I am a big fan of "you'd fuck up a free sandwich/wetdream" your choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 my fav is " The best part of you ran down the crack of your mamas ass. I know. I was there." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4isvt Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 you mean to tell me out of all your daddies sperm you were the fastest. Big fan of that one too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 oh good one f4.how about"Ever try to pickup your teeth with broken fingers?"Thats a nice visual isnt it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 (edited) i found this on another site:This is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. (I this is one of the best comeback lines of all time… )-----FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?GENERAL REINWALD:We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.FEMALE INTERVIEWER:Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD:I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.FEMALE INTERVIEWER:Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?GENERAL REINWALD:I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.FEMALE INTERVIEWER:But you're equipping them to become violent killers.GENERAL REINWALD:Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?The radio went silent and the interview ended. All over America, people were thinking: Semper Fi, Marine ! Edited November 11, 2008 by kawi kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cattmouch33 Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 I love that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SicilianDude357 Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 To someone who is pissed off "Who shit in your Cheerios this morning?"A response to a Fuck You! --- "OK but I'm sure I'd fall asleep and you'd fall in love" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrjess0815 Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 That is awesome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremygsxr Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Nuh-uh You Are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 "You are more fucked up than a soup sandwich"When someone calls me a pussy, my favorite reply is "You are what you eat, Dick." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 You know how I know you're gay... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 i recall a celabacy freak pissing and moaning about schools teaching sex ed and supplying condoms; "Giving condoms to kids is just telling them it's ok to have premarital sex" to which the school board said "So equipping cars with safety restraints is saying it's ok to cause a collision?"and people say "DAAAMN your tall" alot to me.....well they start stuttering and don't know what to say when I come right back at them with "DAAAAMN your short"!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 i found this on another site:This is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. (I this is one of the best comeback lines of all time… )-----FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?GENERAL REINWALD:We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.FEMALE INTERVIEWER:Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD:I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.FEMALE INTERVIEWER:Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?GENERAL REINWALD:I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.FEMALE INTERVIEWER:But you're equipping them to become violent killers.GENERAL REINWALD:Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?The radio went silent and the interview ended. All over America, people were thinking: Semper Fi, Marine !:plus1:ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 My son's godfather once told me that "you'd fuck up an anvil with a rubber mallet". He was wrong. I killed the mallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 cunt!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Drordy Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 cunt!! That is one of the funniest words evar!! It's almost hard to say with a straight face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMax33 Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 When I want your opinion, I'll knock on your fuckin cage door a few times, bitch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 cunt!!+1 for the word of words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SicilianDude357 Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 cunt!!YES!!!!! X 9760976976936456the best insult ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velnarah Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 I think that PWNS big time.i found this on another site:This is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. (I this is one of the best comeback lines of all time… )-----FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?GENERAL REINWALD:We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.FEMALE INTERVIEWER:Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD:I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.FEMALE INTERVIEWER:Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?GENERAL REINWALD:I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.FEMALE INTERVIEWER:But you're equipping them to become violent killers.GENERAL REINWALD:Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?The radio went silent and the interview ended. All over America, people were thinking: Semper Fi, Marine ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4isvt Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 At work we use the cunt word undercover for dumbass customers. Just tell them "C U Next Tuesday" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMax33 Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Here's an oldie but goodie..."If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 "You are nothing but grab-astic pieces of amphibian shit!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 "o you wanna fight??? ok how about stick your head up your ass and fight for air you retard!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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