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Says the man who is really starting to get up there.

 

32....Hrmmm pretty close to 40

 

 

screw you hippy. :)

 

I keep my hair short personally I like to keep it saved with clippers (not a razor). but the wife hates it that way.

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I'm sorry, but your only rational solution is suicide.

 

lol Fucking Howard. :nono:

 

 

Yeah, I don't think anybody wants to go bald, but with anything, it's how graciously you handle it. I don't think I'll have to worry about that, but I've had nightmares of all my teeth just falling out while I watch them. And I've had gray hair since I was a teenager and lots now. You're made to feel like that's a terrible thing and you need to run right out and fix it by spending money. Bullshit. That's the way it is with soo many things.

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The thinner your hair the more ass you can kick. The thicker your hair the more of a pussy you are. Scientific fact.

 

Allow me to demonstrate:

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060322/13367__theshield_l.jpg

 

;)

http://www.biblepicturegallery.com/free/Pics/Samson1.gif

He lost his great strength when his hair was cut.

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;)

He lost his great strength when his hair was cut.

Biblical Myth. They also tell you that the meek shall inherit the earth, and we all know thats a load of shit. Cuz if they do I'm going to push em down and take it from em.

 

Also, note the one on the right getting the ass whuppin is more hairy. There's a gradient scale of hairiness to pussyness. Ironically, thats just what the thing on the left is.

 

Which also dispells that painting as fiction: Sampson didn't wrastle no pussies. Sampson liked the cawk.

 

no baldness in my family
http://richardsimmons.com/images/richard/aboutimg.jpg

Hurray for you? Um, enjoy that lack of testosterone?

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Biblical Myth. They also tell you that the meek shall inherit the earth, and we all know thats a load of shit. Cuz if they do I'm going to push em down and take it from em.

 

Also, note the one on the right getting the ass whuppin is more hairy. There's a gradient scale of hairiness to pussyness. Ironically, thats just what the thing on the left is.

 

Which also dispells that painting as fiction: Sampson didn't wrastle no pussies. Sampson liked the cawk.

 

http://richardsimmons.com/images/richard/aboutimg.jpg

Hurray for you? Um, enjoy that lack of testosterone?

 

Uh, it was a joke. :confused: Besides, the bald guy on top is only an actor. Now, you're just 'splitting hairs'. :p

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http://richardsimmons.com/images/richard/aboutimg.jpg

Hurray for you? Um, enjoy that lack of testosterone?

Richard Simmons was going bald, though; he was on Jay Leno talking about his new hair transplant...

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