Sturg1647545502 Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 and hilarity ensues hands down fav: Guy #1: I'd totally hit that. Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 great site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Black NYU boy: For some reason, every Asian here has a rice cooker. Black girl: Why? Black NYU boy: I don't know, I guess because they're Asian. Black girl: That's so stupid. I'm black, but you don't see me with a chicken fryer. Cop, taking report of stolen car: Ok, what was the color, make and model? Metro Guy: It's cranberry and... Cop: Cranberry's something you eat, son, your car was red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tshensley Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 I like this one God Squad lady: Praise Jesus! You won't be saved without Jesus! You have to start believing in Jesus to be saved! Jesus will always be there for you! Suit #1: Would it be so awful if we pushed her out when the doors open? Suit #2: No. Jesus will save her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Guy #1: I'd totally hit that. Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Nice find! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelloman4571647545499 Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Girl #1: My friend Chandra thinks she's still a virgin because she's only had anal sex. Girl #2: How do you know this girl? Girl #1: She goes to my church! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I win Hobo: How you doin'? How you doin'? I'm doin' good. Yeah, you know I'm doin' good, cause I'm lookin' good! And you know why I look good? 'cause I clean mah ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I win again Kid on cell: I am about to kill myself because of you! Hobo in wheelchair: Do it! Do it! You haven't got the balls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 And again Drunk white man: Hey, sir. "Knish" is spelled wrong. Indian cashier: What? Drunk white man: The food behind the case here. You spelled "knish" wrong, and I've told you guys before and it still hasn't been fixed. Look, buddy, I've come in here ten times in the last week. I've told three other employees that the spelling is wrong, and next time I come in here it better be spelled right or the Jews are gonna come kill you. Drunk white man storms out. Indian cashier: That man is fucking crazy. It's knish. Is it even spelled wrong? Woman: No. He just forgot to take his meds and now the Jews are gonna come and kill you. And by "the Jews" he means himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.