Skinner Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 All I want to know is: Does the Bible lay out prices, and can they be adjusted for inflation? or if they get fat and lazy can you return them and get a refund? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 yeah she can watch the kids but she'd have to build some trust to drive the car If your buying someone's daughter on the internets, chances are your priorities are already Effed up enough. But you've still got a good point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Does she come with a title and do I have to pay tax on her? And can I pick out options, busty, nice thighs and a thick behind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseyctsv Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 I am just speechless. I wonder if I can start a new website - http://www.marrymywife.com - now I am on to something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shields1181 Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 "At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!" —Mr. Jack M. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 What makes that one bitch "worth" 80,000? She better come with a 3-series beamer for that price. Do they come with a receipt? Because i think i could do well by reselling them on ebay... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted September 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 You can sell anything on ebay... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farley Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 FINALLY!!! She'll have to do what I tell her b/c technically I OWN HER! hahah thats awsome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueG60rado Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20781129/site/newsweek/?GT1=10357 Turns out its a hoax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20781129/site/newsweek/?GT1=10357 Turns out its a hoax. Good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad is Dead Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 when i read that msnbc link i found this. Someone actually wrote in and wanted to sell there daughter Someone who appears to be a mother signing up her daughter writes that her 16-year-old, Elizabeth, is “uppity but very pretty, and says she wants to work for the United Nation when she grows up. She's a liberal, and extremely smart and needs a strong, Christian man to help guide her.” Her bride price: $45,000—set high, she says, “because we see this as an investment." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 ... wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20781129/site/newsweek/?GT1=10357 Turns out its a hoax. DAMNIT!!! Now what am I gonna do? Fuckin A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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