Wease Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 A real Irishman would have drank the wiskey first and then said where are those whores? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 funny stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 I LOLd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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