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We're in a recession? No wai!?!


Casper

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http://money.cnn.com/2008/12/01/news/economy/recession/index.htm?postversion=2008120114

Seriously, who gets paid for this crap? Some asshole got paid a shit ton to determine we're in a recession. Did anybody have any doubt??????

Oh, for all of the people on here who kept fighting me about it saying we weren't in a recession....

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Good lord I could have made that declaration months ago and I'm not even finished with my economics minor yet.

I so badly wish I had a screen cap of the "HOT NAKED CHICKS & World Report" news headline from Idiocracy: "SHIT SUCKS!"

Since they went ahead and did all the hard work, I'll finish the job for them. That chart on the right that lists past recessions? The last number should be "2013 or later". There, now you guys can rest easy. Good work National Bureau of Economic Research, I'll call you for help next time I need to make change for someone; hopefully you'll be able to figure that out in less than a year.

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its only official til they tell us!! didnt you know that???

These tools would probably argue that a baby is genderless until the doctor declares "it's a boy!" or "it's a girl!". Pity the baby who is born just as the doctor is having a heart attack; that's how hermies are born.

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