Casper Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 This is going on the back of the Anthony shirts: It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas My Friends won't let me join in any games.. And I can't sing Christmas songs Or decorate a Christmas tree.. Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me.. My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity.. I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew.. on Christmas. Hanukkah is nice, but why is it, That Santa passes over my house every year? And instead of eating Ham I have to eat Kosher Latkes.. Instead of Silent Night I'm singing hey-hach-dol-gavish.. And what the fuck is up With lighting all these fucking Candles, tell me please? I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew.. I can't be merry, 'cause i'm Hebrew.. on Christmas. Hey Little Boy, I can't help but hear, You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer.. But i've come to see that you shouldn't be sad This is the one month that you should be glad.. Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas You don't have to deal with the season at all.. You don't have to be on your best behavior, or give to charity You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family.. And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap And have him breathe his stinky breath on me! That's right! You're a Jew, a stylin' Jew.. It's a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattsn2o281 Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Seriously, i can get these made at a good price. lol. Seriously. And +10 on the hoodie idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 This is going on the back of the Anthony shirts: now seeif i would have posted that, i would have got banned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1qwk767 Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 I like the South Park Anthony shirt, would like to have one if you made them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 PISS OUT MY ASSSSSSSS Make that a tshirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 4$ and no more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 now seeif i would have posted that, i would have got banned! That's because nobody likes you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted October 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 PISS OUT MY ASSSSSSSS Make that a tshirt Terd trimester... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Terd trimester... I just took a huge dump. It was 3.5 courics. I feel a lot better now. HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 I just took a huge dump. It was 3.5 courics. I feel a lot better now. HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT I have got to watch that episode again tonight. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 That's because nobody likes you. good. i like it that way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted October 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 I just took a huge dump. It was 3.5 courics. I feel a lot better now. HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT You want biddy??? You love biddy dont you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramblerman Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 can i get one of the Ramblerman he is my hero Heres the shirt you'll be wearing when I'm done with ya!! http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n29/gremln1974/crazycoop.jpg your mayor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black00ws6 Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Ricochet16/anthony1.jpg One sexy bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 What's the text on that shirt say? "Hi, I am a stoned looking jew" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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