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This is going on the back of the Anthony shirts:

 

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas

My Friends won't let me join in any games..

And I can't sing Christmas songs

Or decorate a Christmas tree..

Or leave water out for Rudolph

'cause there's something wrong with me..

My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity..

I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew.. on Christmas.

 

Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,

That Santa passes over my house every year?

And instead of eating Ham

I have to eat Kosher Latkes..

Instead of Silent Night

I'm singing hey-hach-dol-gavish..

And what the fuck is up

With lighting all these fucking Candles, tell me please?

 

I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew..

I can't be merry, 'cause i'm Hebrew.. on Christmas.

 

Hey Little Boy, I can't help but hear,

You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..

But i've come to see that you shouldn't be sad

This is the one month that you should be glad..

 

Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas

You don't have to deal with the season at all..

You don't have to be on your best behavior, or give to charity

You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family..

And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap

And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!

That's right! You're a Jew, a stylin' Jew..

It's a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.

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