Sam1647545489 Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html Its not funny he died but how he died is hillarious. AMIRITE???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted October 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Okay, I've been dating this Japanese girl from my university course for some time now. It's more convenient for us to return to her house after a night out because she lives almost in the center of the city itself, her parent's are pretty rich back in Japan. She has an odd practice, after I take a shit she tells me not to flush and she'll do it later. She said there's a special way to flush. The urgency with which she did this lead me to believe that she had some sort of issue with the plumbing or something. But the other day I was alone in her flat, and I went to the freezer for some icecream. I opened up the tub of icecream, and it chock-ablock with baggies of my shit tied at the end. She's been storing my cosby kids like trophies. I asked her about it and she became very ashamed. I said, 'Look, I'm a bit freaked out, but it's okay, just tell me why you're doing it?' She started crying, I couldn't get a reason out of her. She said something about the shit being a part of me, and not wanting to lose it. But she was sobbing pretty bad. I decided to stop asking questions. Anyway, what should I do? I mean, maybe I could accept it, but she has become very reserved around me now, and I haven't taken a shit since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Anyway, what should I do? I mean, maybe I could accept it, but she has become very reserved around me now, and I haven't taken a shit since. I always though you were full it. Now it is confirmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest v8_What? Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 After being in Japan for the last 3 years I have heard alot of stories. But you take the cake on all I have heard. Sounds like you have a girl that might like some poo action or something. Man I am prayin for ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 scat porn ftw ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai6Xd6a-2HY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 After being in Japan for the last 3 years I have heard alot of stories. But you take the cake on all I have heard. Sounds like you have a girl that might like some poo action or something. Man I am prayin for ya! Youre really... REALLY stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 bounce like you got hydraulics in your g string Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Ha! Japanese and scat. http://master01.spikedhumor.com/128381/128381_1191357067149_1.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Dude... stop, I almost fell out of my chair. Ha! Japanese and scat. http://master01.spikedhumor.com/128381/128381_1191357067149_1.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 your postsecret gimmick is lacking teh funnah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Youre really... REALLY stupid. give him a break, he's new. damn never thought I would say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 After being in Japan for the last 3 years I have heard alot of stories. But you take the cake on all I have heard. Sounds like you have a girl that might like some poo action or something. Man I am prayin for ya! Don't believe everything on the internetz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 I'm trying to figure out which is funnier, the link, Sam's second post, or the new guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farley Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 ....have fun with that buddy.....just hope thats where it stops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 ^^I say number 2...lets have a vote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 I am pretty into Japanese culture, and I have never heard that 0_0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 She's been storing my cosby kids like trophies. best quote ever.... and that is just creepy. dump her.....get it? ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Post 2 ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 E.... All of the above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 So does that mean if you bust a nut in her or on her she keeps that too??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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