Casper Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER You don't even have to be a mother to enjoythis oneBrian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mothercouldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's 'roommate', Jennifer was.Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationshi p between Brian andJennifer, and this had only made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, shestarted to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met theeye.Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking,but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mothercame to dinner, I' ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.You don't suppose she took it, do you?'Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.So he sat down and wrote:___________________________________ Dear Mom ,I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house,I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here fordinner.Love, Brian___________________________________Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:___________________________________ Dear Son,I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you'do not' sleep with Jennifer.But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she wouldhave found the gravy ladle by now.Love, Mom___________________________________ LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CbrGirl Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Hahahahaha :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 mom sure was a thinker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Green Valley Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Sneaky little Mother******, isn't she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Thats freaking awesome!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomin40 Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Haha, thats a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremygsxr Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 I like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 hahahaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 awesome thinking mom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R1Limited Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 lol. Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 I heard this one a long time ago!! Thats awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomcat0403 Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 What a great mom!...for someone else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfman Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vroddave Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 haha busted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 oldie but goodie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-flores Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 suckage!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 i think the real lesson is: You should be rocking it in every room of the house.Then you would have found said ladle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 its better when you got two places to rock it in every room in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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