SAMBUSA Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 MAN TESTI've seen this before but never on here. I know of a few guys in the Toledo area that would fit every one of these......................1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are aqueer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and havespent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing theOprah diet...Faggot.2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer-- itgrooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touchexcept when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think abouthow you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here,Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy,snookums!' Jeeezus, you're pitched, you're so queer.3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any suchnonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or tits.Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parkinglot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is hisbathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as camp as a rowof tents. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'.If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there too.6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or four differenttypes of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might as well behanding out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in hisbrain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or youknow what a 'fressier' is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type oftextile other than cotton or denim, you are poofter.7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying totune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at aslow-ass driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs thathand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 thats pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Dammit.. 5 and 6 got me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Damn! I got 2 cats and a dog. Guess that makes me half-a-homo.You did the math wrong. That makes you 2/3rds homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 IP your a funny dude.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 No it doesn't!! One cat is canceled out by the dog. That makes me half gay!! I'm only half gay? Geez' date=' I can't even do that right!! Asshat![/quote']Half gay?? Does that mean you're bi? BTW, there's no such thing as a bi-sexual guy. You smoke pole, you're gay. Period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 balls OR beaver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 I don't like this double standard bullshit. If a hot girl is bi' date=' it's sexy. If a fat, ugly girl is bi, she's a dike. If I happen to tickle a scrotum every now and again, I'm fucking gay? WTF!?!?[/quote']Man I know what you mean, it's rediculous One sheep, one time and now everywhere I go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 I know of a few guys in the Toledo area that would fit every one of these......................What's this T-O-L-E-D-O you speak of white man??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Man I know what you mean, it's rediculous One sheep, one time and now everywhere I go... Mr. Michael's place......Where the men are men....And the sheep are SCARED!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted December 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 What's this T-O-L-E-D-O you speak of white man??? You know who I'm talking about:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 I passed with flying colors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Mr. Michael's place......Where the men are men....And the sheep are SCARED!! now that ^^^^ is somw funny shit!!!1I passed with flying colors and that^^^^ is a big surprise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 metrosexual just means you're 3 dates away from sucking cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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redbarron77 Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 I'm going to have to cry a foul on the textiles.....every man knows and loves the invention of spandex........as long as it is properly applied..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robhawk Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 I believe Metrosexual means if given the choice between changing a flat tire and sucking cock you're gonna' remember to bring your mouthwash. I spit coffee on my monitor... thanks... made messs..... hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robhawk Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 (edited) Edited December 5, 2008 by robhawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 I believe Metrosexual means if given the choice between changing a flat tire and sucking cock you're gonna' remember to bring your mouthwash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 that pic is so wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-flores Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 this thread is so wrong, but i cant help but Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 that pic is so wrong It was that or this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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