CbrGirl Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!'The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker andwould fight at the drop of a hat.The drunk leans on the table again and says:'I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!'The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,'I'll tell you something else, boy,your grandma liked it!'At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shouldersooks him square in the eyes and says.................... 'Grandpa;....... Go home!You're drunk.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!'The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker andwould fight at the drop of a hat.The drunk leans on the table again and says:'I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!'The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,'I'll tell you something else, boy,your grandma liked it!'At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shouldersooks him square in the eyes and says.................... 'Grandpa;....... Go home!You're drunk.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadyone Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 heard the same one but with a father son.. good laugh though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisoh Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Soon as I heard Grandma and he did nothing I knew. Good one though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 (edited) i wasnt expecting the gramps ending. nice! Edited December 5, 2008 by jagr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 hahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandova Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 i wasnt expecting the gramps ending. nice!holy cow, look at the teeth on that German. never heard that joke before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessPratt Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I have had a week from HELL professionally and personally. I actually laughed out loud while sitting in my office reading this today. THANK YOU CARIE!!!!! I so needed this today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 very cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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