Cdubyah Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 I don't understand....TP serves the same purpose wether over the top or underneath.what's the difference? These are arguement that I don't understand. You need one of these. http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/4241885/description.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceBurner Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 When I load the dishwasher I put the silverware in handle down and my wife puts it in handle up. So I let her load/unload it, no arguing muhahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 I don't understand....TP serves the same purpose wether over the top or underneath.what's the difference? These are arguement that I don't understand. It tears off against itself easier coming over the top. Coming under the bottom it "gives" too muchShhheeeeeesshhhh.......Isn't that OBVIOUS?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceBurner Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Know how to cook toilet paper?Brown it on one side and then throw it in the pot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fusion Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 +1 normally over the top... until our dog discovered the joy of unrolling and playing with TP. Flipping it makes it harder for the dog to get at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 +1 normally over the top... until our dog discovered the joy of unrolling and playing with TP. Flipping it makes it harder for the dog to get at.Sounds like your wife musta' taught it that trick, just to mess with you & get her way!! Let me guess.....Your dog's a girl too??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fusion Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 the one that does it if a door is left open is a girl. We almost never remember to flip the TP (or shut the bathroom doors) so she grabs one end and runs with it if she (the dog, not the wife) notices. It's usually more funny than irritating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 (edited) the one that does it if a door is left open is a girl. We almost never remember to flip the TP (or shut the bathroom doors) so she grabs one end and runs with it if she (the dog, not the wife) notices. It's usually more funny than irritating.Told 'ya It's a conspiracy between your wife & the dog....Girls ALWAYS stick together against us! It's part of their covert plot to drive us insane & take over the world!! MuuuaawwwawwwawwwwawwwwThey all share some sort of inter-species estrogen connection as part of their genetic DNA code. Scientist's have been studying it for years......but the male ones don't get it, and the females aren't tellin' (unlike Justin)!! Edited December 18, 2008 by Fonzie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Um, excuse me.....the way that the toilet paper is loaded is a VERY big issue. If this is the biggest battle you have to fight everyday with your SO... I want your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceBurner Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 It's the most serious argument in our house. We don't argue much and sometimes make up stupid shit so we can have heated dialog. We get along that well. It's a nice change from being married to the asshole.I hear ya, plus there's nothing like primal make up sex...D@mn now I gotta go home and start some sh!t to get me some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchmuckGirl Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 SG' date=' I recently got railed over this very argument. The SO seems to STRONGLY believe that the roll should pull from underneath and against the wall. What kind of logic is that? It is a roll of toilet paper, not a printing press. OVER THE TOP IS HOW I ROLL!![/quote']I can't STAND when I am half asleep in the middle of the night and I can't find the gawd damn tp end b/c it's coming out the back. The static cling or whatever it is makes it too hard to find. Over the top is the only way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchmuckGirl Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 If this is the biggest battle you have to fight everyday with your SO... I want your life.I know. So far I'm a very lucky girlI have a riding buddy that fights with his wife constantly. Whenever they get into a huge screaming match they go upstairs' date=' fuck and then come back downstairs to continue their fight. WTF is wrong with people? Do they fight so the sex will be better? I don't get it. Do you have to be pissed to knock your wife around in the bedroom? I don't. She tells me to hit her and I hit her. She tells me to fuck her harder and I fuck her harder. Sometimes she doesn't ask and I throw her against the wall anyway. I know what my slut likes. I don't need to hate her to make her feel good. Seriously?!?!?! WTF???[/quote']wow. That's a very intimate look into the I.P. bedroom. This is where the magic happens....hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 I have a riding buddy that fights with his wife constantly. Whenever they get into a huge screaming match they go upstairs' date=' fuck and then come back downstairs to continue their fight. WTF is wrong with people? Do they fight so the sex will be better? I don't get it. Do you have to be pissed to knock your wife around in the bedroom? I don't. She tells me to hit her and I hit her. She tells me to fuck her harder and I fuck her harder. Sometimes she doesn't ask and I throw her against the wall anyway. I know what my slut likes. I don't need to hate her to make her feel good. Seriously?!?!?! WTF???[/quote']:lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 She tells me to hit her and I hit her. She tells me to fuck her harder and I fuck her harder. Sometimes she doesn't ask and I throw her against the wall anyway. I know what my slut likes. I don't need to hate her to make her feel good. Seriously?!?!?! WTF??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted December 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 wow, people actually DO fight over the tp???? thats one small fight, that i dont have to deal with. its over the top for me. i just asked how the tp goes, and he said over the top..so maybe thats why there's no agruement.lol IP- you made me LOL. thanks for the details! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kawi kid Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 ahahaha thats amazing!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12oclocker Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 well when Im fighting sometimes I'll say stuff like "I hate you" and "you f'king bitch", but she says that stuff too, so thats about as bad as it gets I guess. No one wins, I just feel better getting the anger out, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 It depends on the person and the situation. I had a gf that would say anything, literally, just to get a rise out of me. Didn't matter if it made sense or was the truth or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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