Nine words women use....

[Cdubyah]

• Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
  
  
• Five Minutes: Is she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only Five Minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
  
  
• Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something. And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in Fine.
  
  
• Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
  
  
• Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
  
  
• That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make. That’s okay means she wants you to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
  
  
• Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome
  
  
• Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying F@ck You
  
  
• Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that she has told you to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in you asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.
  

[troyec001]

• Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that she has told you to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in you asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.
  

This is when you come back 20 minutes later and say "See why I don't like to do it and I put it off?" Usually starts another fight but it gets your point across.

[kawi kid]

troyec sounds like experience haha

[robhawk]

This is when you come back 20 minutes later and say "See why I don't like to do it and I put it off?" Usually starts another fight but it gets your point across.

And then she whoops ur ass all over the place!!!!

[SWing'R]

• Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that she has told you to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in you asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.
  

My wife is notorious for this! She'll ask me to do something, I tell her in a minute,

I have every intention of doing it in a few minutes or so but she does it on her own

after a couple minutes anyway! I hate that shit!

[ninjachk08]

:lol: i say all that! and mean all of it

oh, and swing, i think cuz when she wants something done.. it means now.. not in a few minutes..lol. you know that tho!

[Gump]

then when you do do it you obviously do it wrong....

[Cdubyah]

then when you do do it you obviously do it wrong....

Quoted for the truth!!!

[Gump]

ya buddy.... There's also the "you don't pay attention!" i adopted the response of "why should i when you always tell me what to do?..."

[cmoosego]

I piss off my wife by telling her I'll be home when the bike pulls into the garage....

[ninjachk08]

ya buddy.... There's also the "you don't pay attention!" i adopted the response of "why should i when you always tell me what to do?..."

i feel like an ol' maid

[Cdubyah]

:lol:i feel like an ol' maid

you haven't been married long enough.

[ninjachk08]

doesnt mean anything.lol.

been acting like it

[Cdubyah]

doesnt mean anything.lol.

been acting like it

Is that a confession? You actually use some of these words, don't cha?

[ninjachk08]

lol you must be slow..

post #6

[Cdubyah]

Don't make fun of me cuz I'm slow!

[Ron Burgundy]

[kawi kid]

doesnt mean anything.lol.

been acting like it

hows this?

Edited December 22, 2008 by kawi kid