Cdubyah Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.Five Minutes: Is she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only Five Minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something. And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in Fine.Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make. That’s okay means she wants you to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcomeWhatever: Is a women’s way of saying F@ck YouDon’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that she has told you to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in you asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troyec001 Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that she has told you to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in you asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.This is when you come back 20 minutes later and say "See why I don't like to do it and I put it off?" Usually starts another fight but it gets your point across. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 troyec sounds like experience haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robhawk Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 This is when you come back 20 minutes later and say "See why I don't like to do it and I put it off?" Usually starts another fight but it gets your point across.And then she whoops ur ass all over the place!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWing'R Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that she has told you to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in you asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.My wife is notorious for this! She'll ask me to do something, I tell her in a minute, I have every intention of doing it in a few minutes or so but she does it on her own after a couple minutes anyway! I hate that shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 :lol: i say all that! and mean all of itoh, and swing, i think cuz when she wants something done.. it means now.. not in a few minutes..lol. you know that tho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 then when you do do it you obviously do it wrong.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted December 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 then when you do do it you obviously do it wrong.... Quoted for the truth!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 ya buddy.... There's also the "you don't pay attention!" i adopted the response of "why should i when you always tell me what to do?..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 I piss off my wife by telling her I'll be home when the bike pulls into the garage.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 ya buddy.... There's also the "you don't pay attention!" i adopted the response of "why should i when you always tell me what to do?..."i feel like an ol' maid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted December 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 :lol:i feel like an ol' maidyou haven't been married long enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 doesnt mean anything.lol. been acting like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted December 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 doesnt mean anything.lol. been acting like itIs that a confession? You actually use some of these words, don't cha? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 lol you must be slow.. post #6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted December 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Don't make fun of me cuz I'm slow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 (edited) doesnt mean anything.lol. been acting like ithows this? Edited December 22, 2008 by kawi kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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