evil8 Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Dateline:Thursday, April 24th, 2008 5:30 PM Kilkare Dragway,Xenia,Ohio, 45385 Twin Turbo ZO6 spotted at Kilkare Dragway, driven by 270 KING (real name: as evidenced on birth certificate provided for all to view at the track. Father: GOD, Mother: Hey, GOD gets around, but she was the hottest supermodel available. Ht:21 inches Wt: 16.5 lbs. (Each testicle was over 4 lbs.). The ZO6, a masterpiece of IPS Motorsports. Engineering of the highest level! The beauty of this vehicle can only be taken in small bursts of time, looking at it more than 5 seconds at a time will melt your brain. Also provided was a CLEAR title in the name of 270 KING, framed in a platinum Rosedebor picture frame, along with three Ohio BMV employees, each holding a sworn affidavit,stating the legitimacy of said title. The ZO6 pulls into the waterbox, the crowd falls silent. The burnout ensues, think John Force on methamphetamine, birds falling out of the sky, tornado sirens going off, deafening all within a ten mile radius when the evil twins reach their max of 5,000 pounds of boost. The ZO6 pulls to the line, the announcer reminding the crowd of 100,000 to blink, we have already lost 75 people to brain meltdown. Staged, boost building. The ZO6 is pulling in so much oxygen it is hard to breathe. GREEN. The ZO6 is pulling the track, like a conveyor belt, under its thundering LSX power. Its pulls so hard the Earth is shaken, time is altered, I get a call from an old highschool bud wanting the borrow the new Iron Maiden LP "Number of the Beast". And then, its over, silence again, 4.29 seconds, 418 mph!! Kilkare is being rebuilt, the track is destroyed. The concession stand food actually tastes good now. Divine intervention! All this and my pool is still 68 degrees!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 http://www.ls1tech.com/forums/images/smilies/nutswinger.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 I farted in the hot tub last night. It was weird; you couldn't distinguish the fart bubbles from the regular bubbles, but the smell let you know what just happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 So ... you like the ttZ06. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Dateline:Thursday, April 24th, 2008 5:30 PM Kilkare Dragway,Xenia,Ohio, 45385 Twin Turbo ZO6 spotted at Kilkare Dragway, driven by 270 KING (real name: as evidenced on birth certificate provided for all to view at the track. Father: GOD, Mother: Hey, GOD gets around, but she was the hottest supermodel available. Ht:21 inches Wt: 16.5 lbs. (Each testicle was over 4 lbs.). The ZO6, a masterpiece of IPS Motorsports. Engineering of the highest level! The beauty of this vehicle can only be taken in small bursts of time, looking at it more than 5 seconds at a time will melt your brain. Also provided was a CLEAR title in the name of 270 KING, framed in a platinum Rosedebor picture frame, along with three Ohio BMV employees, each holding a sworn affidavit,stating the legitimacy of said title. The ZO6 pulls into the waterbox, the crowd falls silent. The burnout ensues, think John Force on methamphetamine, birds falling out of the sky, tornado sirens going off, deafening all within a ten mile radius when the evil twins reach their max of 5,000 pounds of boost. The ZO6 pulls to the line, the announcer reminding the crowd of 100,000 to blink, we have already lost 75 people to brain meltdown. Staged, boost building. The ZO6 is pulling in so much oxygen it is hard to breathe. GREEN. The ZO6 is pulling the track, like a conveyor belt, under its thundering LSX power. Its pulls so hard the Earth is shaken, time is altered, I get a call from an old highschool bud wanting the borrow the new Iron Maiden LP "Number of the Beast". And then, its over, silence again, 4.29 seconds, 418 mph!! Kilkare is being rebuilt, the track is destroyed. The concession stand food actually tastes good now. Divine intervention! All this and my pool is still 68 degrees!?! Then I woke up... Fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Great post, very well written IMO. I too am a fan of LS7 power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSXRAntwon Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Wow...did u go to school for this kinda shit or something? NIce words, and funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybye Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 I farted in the hot tub last night. It was weird; you couldn't distinguish the fart bubbles from the regular bubbles, but the smell let you know what just happened. so did i...but it sucked because it was two naked girls and myself. so i blamed it on the dogs its really kind of cool how you fart under water yet it still rises out though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil8 Posted April 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Hold the phone, just checked the pool:72 Degrees!! Thanks Doc!! 12 more degrees and its all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Great post, very well written IMO. I too am a fan of LS7 power. tilley doesn't have a LS7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 tilley doesn't have a LS7 No Care, I am just saying I like vettes, LS3/LS6/LS7/LS9 Whatever, I just want a white C6 Vert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 No Care, I am just saying I like vettes, LS3/LS6/LS7/LS9 Whatever, I just want a white C6 Vert. fair enough. yeah would love to have a c6 vert as well just wish it was a pearl white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Dateline:Thursday, April 24th, 2008 5:30 PM Kilkare Dragway,Xenia,Ohio, 45385 Twin Turbo ZO6 spotted at Kilkare Dragway, driven by 270 KING (real name: as evidenced on birth certificate provided for all to view at the track. Father: GOD, Mother: Hey, GOD gets around, but she was the hottest supermodel available. Ht:21 inches Wt: 16.5 lbs. (Each testicle was over 4 lbs.). The ZO6, a masterpiece of IPS Motorsports. Engineering of the highest level! The beauty of this vehicle can only be taken in small bursts of time, looking at it more than 5 seconds at a time will melt your brain. Also provided was a CLEAR title in the name of 270 KING, framed in a platinum Rosedebor picture frame, along with three Ohio BMV employees, each holding a sworn affidavit,stating the legitimacy of said title. The ZO6 pulls into the waterbox, the crowd falls silent. The burnout ensues, think John Force on methamphetamine, birds falling out of the sky, tornado sirens going off, deafening all within a ten mile radius when the evil twins reach their max of 5,000 pounds of boost. The ZO6 pulls to the line, the announcer reminding the crowd of 100,000 to blink, we have already lost 75 people to brain meltdown. Staged, boost building. The ZO6 is pulling in so much oxygen it is hard to breathe. GREEN. The ZO6 is pulling the track, like a conveyor belt, under its thundering LSX power. Its pulls so hard the Earth is shaken, time is altered, I get a call from an old highschool bud wanting the borrow the new Iron Maiden LP "Number of the Beast". And then, its over, silence again, 4.29 seconds, 418 mph!! Kilkare is being rebuilt, the track is destroyed. The concession stand food actually tastes good now. Divine intervention! All this and my pool is still 68 degrees!?! LOL, well played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 That's neat - how'd it do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 "The frame was forged in the fires of Mount Doom, then immediately banged with a sledge hammer for hours to allow turbo clearance..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil8 Posted April 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 LOL, well played. Glad you liked it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 I think it would be a better sounding story if the guy from 300(with the injured eye) read it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattsv8 Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 hmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 I think you missed a spot on his taint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippy1974 Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 Dateline:Thursday, April 24th, 2008 5:30 PM Kilkare Dragway,Xenia,Ohio, 45385 Twin Turbo ZO6 spotted at Kilkare Dragway, driven by 270 KING (real name: as evidenced on birth certificate provided for all to view at the track. Father: GOD, Mother: Hey, GOD gets around, but she was the hottest supermodel available. Ht:21 inches Wt: 16.5 lbs. (Each testicle was over 4 lbs.). The ZO6, a masterpiece of IPS Motorsports. Engineering of the highest level! The beauty of this vehicle can only be taken in small bursts of time, looking at it more than 5 seconds at a time will melt your brain. Also provided was a CLEAR title in the name of 270 KING, framed in a platinum Rosedebor picture frame, along with three Ohio BMV employees, each holding a sworn affidavit,stating the legitimacy of said title. The ZO6 pulls into the waterbox, the crowd falls silent. The burnout ensues, think John Force on methamphetamine, birds falling out of the sky, tornado sirens going off, deafening all within a ten mile radius when the evil twins reach their max of 5,000 pounds of boost. The ZO6 pulls to the line, the announcer reminding the crowd of 100,000 to blink, we have already lost 75 people to brain meltdown. Staged, boost building. The ZO6 is pulling in so much oxygen it is hard to breathe. GREEN. The ZO6 is pulling the track, like a conveyor belt, under its thundering LSX power. Its pulls so hard the Earth is shaken, time is altered, I get a call from an old highschool bud wanting the borrow the new Iron Maiden LP "Number of the Beast". And then, its over, silence again, 4.29 seconds, 418 mph!! Kilkare is being rebuilt, the track is destroyed. The concession stand food actually tastes good now. Divine intervention! All this and my pool is still 68 degrees!?!thats a good one i liked it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 I think you missed a spot on his taint. LOL!!! +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil8 Posted April 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 I think you missed a spot on his taint. Point missed! This wasn't meant to put the Doc on a pedestal. It seems as though my posts on the "hacked frame" or "salvaged title" were taken as serious attacks on the Doc and/or IPS, something none of the true nutswingers on this forum would do. When they didn't show at KK on Thursday, I wrote the fictional story. Just trying to get em "fired up". Sorry Doc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 Ughhhh I hate when old people use the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 Ughhhh I hate when old people use the internet. fuck you for making me laugh when i had my hardass internet face on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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