TimTaylor751647545500 Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 ...my fucking job. go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 I hate your job too. I gave it the finger on my way home tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted May 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 I shit in the corner when nobody is looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 I hate my job also. This is why I am starting my own shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 I shit in the corner when nobody is looking. LOL, I pee on computers and download Rick Roll viruses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 I hate my job also. This is why I am starting my own shop. Hire me! Do it! No seriously... do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted May 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 LOL, I pee on computers and download Rick Roll viruses I just pee on my coworkers. They call me the Verizon Business R. Kelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Hire me! Do it! No seriously... do it! Lol, what do you bring to the table? A compact valve spring compressor for an LS1?? That would be sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Lol, what do you bring to the table? A compact valve spring compressor for an LS1?? That would be sweet. Have to put the patriot golds on then I might use it sweeten up my resume I just pee on my coworkers. They call me the Verizon Business R. Kelly http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/numba1stunna708/rkellypeonu.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 My job pisses me off, Its not the work its th people. I work with some very smart guys. Some of the smartest I've ever worked with. I just hate being around people. I also get picked on and it pisses me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 I hate your job too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 i like my job.... sorry you hate yours, but ill hate it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShankroidBeast Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 I like working with computers, but my boss is real fuckhead. This is for him: You ass lickin', Log gnawin', espanochita wantin'(but not gettin'), mama fuckin', shit eatin', small tweeter havin', ass monkey bein', PC usin', don't be knowin' which hole to stick it in, country music lovin', hick dick suckin', third testicle havin', no beat havin', Puff Daddy wanna bein', singin' like my ass drunk of Vodka, foreskin fryin' like a chip, public monkey spankin', jizum squirtin', omish bein', small knockers havin', beasteality lovin', Metallica not likin', I wish I had skizzillllzzz, cat fuckin', premature ejaculatin', porno readin', ass gettin', fudge packin', self-castratin', Mr. Eder gut havin', sweaty nut sac suckin', masturbatin' with a hot dog, you couldn't get none with a plastic cow, no time tellin', rib removin' and self cock suckin, Easter Bunny beleivin', non scalar havin', no jizloppin', test tube condom usin, born from alien sperm bein', condom from ass pullin', Ms. Lewis weave havin', PRESENT from Santa gettin' (if you know what I mean), pubic hair shavin', wide ass clit havin', Barney watchin', "special" friend being, porcupine rapin', sweaty nut sac havin', hairy palm havin', blind as a bat bein', chicken chokin', porpoise greasin', egg suckin', farts smell like Boris Yeltsin's breath, Tickle Me Elmo vibrator usin', slow like my mamma bein', tight spandex wearin', cunt guzzlin', no power chord playin', couldn't get laid in a bar full of horny drunk fat old 2000 lbs. land monsters, nose pickin' then eatin' it, Piccaso face havin', substitute crack for asthma inhaler usin', Gynochologist tool likin', I Love You Barney lunch box carryin', breasts hairy as a bear havin', couldn't get to first if you were hit with the ball (sexually you stupid fuck!), Sigourney Weaver naked poster hangin', hippoptamous child havin', need a magnifying glass to masturbate, BatBoy lookalike bien', one sperm squirtin', pot sniffin', hindu bien', chingas su madre, gettin' injured while bowlin', brocken fortune cookie buyin', "please come again" sayin', dick the dise of a tic-tac havin', sex with a redneck when your seven havin', Milli Vanilli listenin', in the sink pissin', KFC Thanksgiving dinner eatin', born with one testicle bein', real artificial leather jackin wearin', doin' with your sister while you dad's video tapin' it, lavander plush clothes wearin', jitterbug dancin', tweeser masturbatin', Kwick-E-Mart runnin', cuttin' your sisters vulva with your braces, Arnold Swartszinager and Antonio Banderez sexual dreams havin', anally probed by you father bien', immitation cubicszerconia buyin', horsey face fuckin', double condom wearin' (just to make it look bigger), Marv Albert actin', Cracker Jack engagement ring givin', MOTHER FUCKIN' ASS GOBLIN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 I hate your job too. I gave it the finger on my way home tonight I give that place the double finger every single time I pass it. I am sooooooo glad I don't work there anymore. Sorry, to leave you behind, Tim. Oh wait, I'm not sorry. kekeke!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 I like working with computers, but my boss is real fuckhead. This is for him: You ass lickin', Log gnawin', espanochita wantin'(but not gettin'), mama fuckin', shit eatin', small tweeter havin', ass monkey bein', PC usin', don't be knowin' which hole to stick it in, country music lovin', hick dick suckin', third testicle havin', no beat havin', Puff Daddy wanna bein', singin' like my ass drunk of Vodka, foreskin fryin' like a chip, public monkey spankin', jizum squirtin', omish bein', small knockers havin', beasteality lovin', Metallica not likin', I wish I had skizzillllzzz, cat fuckin', premature ejaculatin', porno readin', ass gettin', fudge packin', self-castratin', Mr. Eder gut havin', sweaty nut sac suckin', masturbatin' with a hot dog, you couldn't get none with a plastic cow, no time tellin', rib removin' and self cock suckin, Easter Bunny beleivin', non scalar havin', no jizloppin', test tube condom usin, born from alien sperm bein', condom from ass pullin', Ms. Lewis weave havin', PRESENT from Santa gettin' (if you know what I mean), pubic hair shavin', wide ass clit havin', Barney watchin', "special" friend being, porcupine rapin', sweaty nut sac havin', hairy palm havin', blind as a bat bein', chicken chokin', porpoise greasin', egg suckin', farts smell like Boris Yeltsin's breath, Tickle Me Elmo vibrator usin', slow like my mamma bein', tight spandex wearin', cunt guzzlin', no power chord playin', couldn't get laid in a bar full of horny drunk fat old 2000 lbs. land monsters, nose pickin' then eatin' it, Piccaso face havin', substitute crack for asthma inhaler usin', Gynochologist tool likin', I Love You Barney lunch box carryin', breasts hairy as a bear havin', couldn't get to first if you were hit with the ball (sexually you stupid fuck!), Sigourney Weaver naked poster hangin', hippoptamous child havin', need a magnifying glass to masturbate, BatBoy lookalike bien', one sperm squirtin', pot sniffin', hindu bien', chingas su madre, gettin' injured while bowlin', brocken fortune cookie buyin', "please come again" sayin', dick the dise of a tic-tac havin', sex with a redneck when your seven havin', Milli Vanilli listenin', in the sink pissin', KFC Thanksgiving dinner eatin', born with one testicle bein', real artificial leather jackin wearin', doin' with your sister while you dad's video tapin' it, lavander plush clothes wearin', jitterbug dancin', tweeser masturbatin', Kwick-E-Mart runnin', cuttin' your sisters vulva with your braces, Arnold Swartszinager and Antonio Banderez sexual dreams havin', anally probed by you father bien', immitation cubicszerconia buyin', horsey face fuckin', double condom wearin' (just to make it look bigger), Marv Albert actin', Cracker Jack engagement ring givin', MOTHER FUCKIN' ASS GOBLIN! i'm glad you like me.... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 I miss shooting at people and it being legal. :nod: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShankroidBeast Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 i'm glad you like me.... lol Yes, I lick you very much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Then quit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 I like working with computers, but my boss is real fuckhead. This is for him: You ass lickin', Log gnawin', espanochita wantin'(but not gettin'), mama fuckin', shit eatin', small tweeter havin', ass monkey bein', PC usin', don't be knowin' which hole to stick it in, country music lovin', hick dick suckin', third testicle havin', no beat havin', Puff Daddy wanna bein', singin' like my ass drunk of Vodka, foreskin fryin' like a chip, public monkey spankin', jizum squirtin', omish bein', small knockers havin', beasteality lovin', Metallica not likin', I wish I had skizzillllzzz, cat fuckin', premature ejaculatin', porno readin', ass gettin', fudge packin', self-castratin', Mr. Eder gut havin', sweaty nut sac suckin', masturbatin' with a hot dog, you couldn't get none with a plastic cow, no time tellin', rib removin' and self cock suckin, Easter Bunny beleivin', non scalar havin', no jizloppin', test tube condom usin, born from alien sperm bein', condom from ass pullin', Ms. Lewis weave havin', PRESENT from Santa gettin' (if you know what I mean), pubic hair shavin', wide ass clit havin', Barney watchin', "special" friend being, porcupine rapin', sweaty nut sac havin', hairy palm havin', blind as a bat bein', chicken chokin', porpoise greasin', egg suckin', farts smell like Boris Yeltsin's breath, Tickle Me Elmo vibrator usin', slow like my mamma bein', tight spandex wearin', cunt guzzlin', no power chord playin', couldn't get laid in a bar full of horny drunk fat old 2000 lbs. land monsters, nose pickin' then eatin' it, Piccaso face havin', substitute crack for asthma inhaler usin', Gynochologist tool likin', I Love You Barney lunch box carryin', breasts hairy as a bear havin', couldn't get to first if you were hit with the ball (sexually you stupid fuck!), Sigourney Weaver naked poster hangin', hippoptamous child havin', need a magnifying glass to masturbate, BatBoy lookalike bien', one sperm squirtin', pot sniffin', hindu bien', chingas su madre, gettin' injured while bowlin', brocken fortune cookie buyin', "please come again" sayin', dick the dise of a tic-tac havin', sex with a redneck when your seven havin', Milli Vanilli listenin', in the sink pissin', KFC Thanksgiving dinner eatin', born with one testicle bein', real artificial leather jackin wearin', doin' with your sister while you dad's video tapin' it, lavander plush clothes wearin', jitterbug dancin', tweeser masturbatin', Kwick-E-Mart runnin', cuttin' your sisters vulva with your braces, Arnold Swartszinager and Antonio Banderez sexual dreams havin', anally probed by you father bien', immitation cubicszerconia buyin', horsey face fuckin', double condom wearin' (just to make it look bigger), Marv Albert actin', Cracker Jack engagement ring givin', MOTHER FUCKIN' ASS GOBLIN! That's a lotta hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShankroidBeast Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 That's a lotta hate. Those were the nicest things I could think of to say about him. The man is not worth a squirt of piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 ...my fucking job. go! Ed, is that you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Those were the nicest things I could think of to say about him. The man is not worth a squirt of piss. What about a black hills 173 grain .308? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 I HATE THE HOOD ON THIS VAN AND MY SHITTY CELL FONE FOR NO ZOOM FEATURE! http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r250/trowabarton420/0513081132.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 i like my job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted May 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Ed, is that you ? 2008050909338 That's why I did last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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