cptn janks Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 So there's a white guy, a black guy, and a hispanic guy eating lunch together during their break. They each respect each other's cultural differences and have a lovely chat before returning to work for the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 What did Batman say to Robin to get him in the car? "Get in the car." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 "How gay is this thread ? " said the Jewish Piano Salemans to the Overweight Database Admin. "Pretty Gay." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Knock-knock. Who's there? The police. Your entire family was killed in a boating accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 How are a plum and a rabbit alike? They're both purple, except for the rabbit. _______________ Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman. .... i could go on for awhile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODoyle Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Knock-knock. Who's there? The police. Your entire family was killed in a boating accident. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Surpise!!!!! Buttsecks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Surpise!!!!! Buttsecks What?! That's always funny. Oh wait. Just to me. Not so funny for the buttsecks-ee. Here's an old classic. What screams and can't turn corners? A baby with a spear through it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptn janks Posted May 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk what? I . So, you failed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptn janks Posted May 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, ones a red head, one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and their was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of you're possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau-" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing. ___________________________________________ A man is in a car accident, and his genitals are horribly mutilated. When he awakes, the doctor tells him that they can create a new one for him, but it is an expensive operation. The operation costs $1000 an inch. He is urged to go home and discuss the matter with his wife. The next day, the man comes back looking miserable. The doctor looks at him and asks him what the problem is. "I discussed the matter with my wife and she said she'd prefer a fitted kitchen. So I killed her." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Women are like Parking Spaces. They are all whores and liars. KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 -Knock Knock! -Who's there? GUSTAPO -What did Helen Keller name her dog? oggkhknmfdsnkmnfdjznfj -How do you make a mime yell? throw a brick at his face. -A man goes to a grocery store. While he is there, he buys: bread cheese and milk. So as he is checking out, getting ready to pay, the cashier says: "Hey, you're single, aren't you?" The man is astonished. "Wow, that's incredible. How did you know that?" "You're ugly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Being shot in the head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries, the other molests children. Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A: One is an edible substance and the other is a person who believes in Judaism. Q: What did the florist do when she saw a child picking up a rubber ball outside her store? A: She ran outside, kicked him in the ribs, and screamed maniacally until the police arrived to detain her. I was walking down the street the other day when this bum comes up to me and says he hasn't had a bite in three days. So I stabbed him. Why did the clown fall off the swing? Someone shot him in the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Why are black people so good at basketball? because they PRACTICE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueG60rado Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 i like that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 So a Morel walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'Sorry, we can't serve you.' Morel says, 'Why not? I'm a Fungi.' Bartender says, 'Oh, that's not it. We just don't have Mushroom.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptn janks Posted May 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? "Where's my tractor?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 So a Morel walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'Sorry, we can't serve you.' Morel says, 'Why not? I'm a Fungi.' Bartender says, 'Oh, that's not it. We just don't have Mushroom.' I don't think you get the concept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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