Guest Hal Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Brian wins round one. I can't believe you are actually getting to fight with someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinisterSS Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 new rule. the word retard is no longer avaiable in ebattle, take some time to think of a better word besides retard. now back to you mr. 3 gears, if my shoulders are big enough to carry my head, get off my dick and asisst my neck. god damn I'm gonna trade in my LS2 and get a shitty LT1 so I can become an asshole and think I'm cool because I can beat 4 cylinder cars, and misspell simple words when I try to insult the intelligence of others Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Did you even read what you said? Jesus, I'm fucking tired of having to hire retards to interpret what you people say. Is it too much to ask that you learn to fucking type? Is it too much to ask that you step away from the keyboard? Is it too much to ask that your next reply be "I'm sorry guys, I'm going to go kill myself."? BTW: Can you do me a favor? I need you to go out to the trunk of my car. In there you'll find some rope. Feel free to use that to hang yourself. Please, stop wasting my valuable oxygen. I'm sick of you mouth breathers taking up all the air I need to power my far more advanced brain. wow further proving my point? you should stop now before you lose all credibility. you sound like a complete fucking moron, do you have the inability to post anything that is even slighty humorous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted June 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 wow further proving my point? you should stop now before you lose all credibility. you sound like a complete fucking moron, do you have the inability to post anything that is even slighty humorous? I'm going to need you to shove a fork up your ass and slowly back into an electrical outlet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 starting with the mini homo, look faget, If cared what you think I woulda said hey d bag in the gay guy car please give your useless fucking opinion. you should join mopower in your quest for ebattle points. now go back to whatever gay butthole you crawled out of. next up craig. if you don't wanna get a mudhole stomped in your skinny lil ass you will know your role and shut your mouth jabroni. and brian, if you weigh 220 at 5 10 you fat shit give me a call and ill work your fat ass out. this is why columbus is the fattest city ever. people like you would rather go fast then loose wieght. the bad part is you don't even go that fast. way to do nothing with your life. now im fucked. LOL, even I couldn't help but chuckle at such mentally-straining attempts at humor by Phil. Really, good job buddy! BTW, the pm you sent me about going with you to some Bon Jovi concert was deleted. The part about dressing up like it's the 80's frightened me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 wow further proving my point? you should stop now before you lose all credibility. you sound like a complete fucking moron, do you have the inability to post anything that is even slighty humorous? I wasn't aware I was trying to be funny? I am just calling it like I see it. You are fucking stupid. You are a waste of space. You need to do us all a favor and go fucking die. Darwinism does not work the way it should. In what way do I sound like a moron? Please, tell me how. I would love to know how an idiot like yourself can call me a moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 I'm going to need you to shove a fork up your ass and slowly back into an electrical outlet. lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted June 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 lol! I win again. Ok goodnight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 I wasn't aware I was trying to be funny? I am just calling it like I see it. You are fucking stupid. You are a waste of space. You need to do us all a favor and go fucking die. Darwinism does not work the way it should. In what way do I sound like a moron? Please, tell me how. I would love to know how an idiot like yourself can call me a moron. you try really hard to insult my intelligence, yet you don't have enough to realize that your making yourself seem more stupid than you look. you sir is teh failure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 you try really hard to insult my intelligence, yet you don't have enough to realize that your making yourself seem more stupid than you look. you sir is teh failure Again, do you even read what you say? You have absolutely zero room to speak about anyone's intelligence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 I would have only weighed 200 if you would have let go of my balls like I asked you to before I got on the scale.... Just because you enjoy wearing nuthuggers, a rainbow bright headband, and your striped tube socks when you get all competitive in racquetball doesnt mean you're in shape. It just means you have built up enough tolerance for being gay that you can endure rigorous gay activities without feeling fatigue. We all know you cant pick up a free weight, but you can probably tae bo your ass off huh? you son of a bitch. did you just go after my racquetball? now we are going to fight, just because I spend my day in gyms checking out booties, and you spend your day looking at cr don't get mad at me. you couldn't spend 10 minutes doing my racquetball workout. and I wear sweet clothes for r-ball. now its time for that fourth meal, so get your obese ass up, squeeze into the ta and head to taco bell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 I win again. Ok goodnight *sighs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 god damn I'm gonna trade in my LS2 and get a shitty LT1 so I can become an asshole and think I'm cool because I can beat 4 cylinder cars, and misspell simple words when I try to insult the intelligence of others my shitty lt1 is working with all gears. what about your ls2. wanna race rite now? at this moment you can't beat a honda civic dx. so don't talk about my car when you rifdebitch everyweek. and I beat 4 cyl, because no one else wants to race. and motha fucka I am cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinisterSS Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 damn phil it takes you over 20 min to post is that hard for you to spell correctly? well anyway I'm getting sleepy and its time for your mom's feeding, then I have to hose her off and lock her in the barn, I'll give her a kiss goodnight for ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted June 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 you son of a bitch. did you just go after my racquetball? now we are going to fight, just because I spend my day in gyms checking out booties, and you spend your day looking at cr don't get mad at me. you couldn't spend 10 minutes doing my racquetball workout. and I wear sweet clothes for r-ball. now its time for that fourth meal, so get your obese ass up, squeeze into the ta and head to taco bell Dont be mad at me because I can multi-task and still live a better life than you. I spend 4 days in the gym per week.. and get paid over $70k a year while I surf forums. Being underneath a barbell rather than dancing around other guys in biker shorts with a mini racquets doesnt make me fat... but what you do does make you a closet Richard Simmons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 You're all fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinisterSS Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 my shitty lt1 is working with all gears. what about your ls2. wanna race rite now? at this moment you can't beat a honda civic dx. so don't talk about my car when you rifdebitch everyweek. and I beat 4 cyl, because no one else wants to race. and motha fucka I am cool right! paul jr. not rite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted June 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 P.S. Phil I trapped 125 on small jets with a timing issue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted June 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 This is actually kinda fun :bangbang: When do we get milkshakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Tomorrow after I get off work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 P.S. Phil I trapped 125 on small jets with a timing issue no 10s no care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted June 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Tomorrow after I get off work. Locked! Why does Phil get a commercial break before and after each post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 in for a chocolate shake no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted June 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 I like my milkshake with extra Halcium ... No homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Halcium: It does the body good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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