Guest Hal Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 i killz you! can a newb get some practice here jeez No, you can't get any fucking practice. Why don't you go back in your hole and let the big boys play. I wouldn't want to hurt your fragile feelings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 threat! every 1panic . anal probe made a threat. look you can't take more than 5 mintues to respond on an e battle, that means your taking way too much time to think read and edit. quick witted people e battle. slow metally challenged people read ebattles. you should stick to reading. sorry if i didn't take you serious enough. ill try to not surf the other boards inbetween posts and im battling on a ps3. typing is not one of its strong points, sorta like your intelligence. but im done with this for now see ya at sonic bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 No' date=' you can't get any fucking practice. Why don't you go back in your hole and let the big boys play. I wouldn't want to hurt your fragile feelings.[/quote'] your a big boy now? congrats i wasn't aware you made it from diapers to pull-ups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 your a big boy now? congrats i wasn't aware you made it from diapers to pull-ups Oh snap, I see what you did there. Your post is lacking the funneh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 your attempt was a waste of time. moments of my life that ill never get back. you fucking imbisul, how could you? next time you post , bang your head on the key board and you mite get better worda to form on the computer. now go to ur bathroom, cut your wrists long ways and wait for the light to shine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Oh snap, I see what you did there. Your post is lacking the funneh. tough crowd i guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 tough crowd i guess Nope, I just don't find retards very funny. They make me sad, they don't make me laugh. Well, usually that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 no your just a fucking idiot. theres only two people, that's not a crowd you moron. get a life and get a better car. now fuck off and go back to video games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinisterSS Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 mopar, ignore phil his head is getting a little too big for his shoulders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Nope' date=' I just don't find retards very funny. They make me sad, they don't make me laugh. Well, usually that is.[/quote'] if thats the case i hope you have all the mirrors removed from your home to prevent dehydration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 no your just a fucking idiot. theres only two people, that's not a crowd you moron. get a life and get a better car. now fuck off and go back to video games Holy hell, you have the most fucking stupid insults I have ever read on the internet. That, mixed with grammar that only an incest-born retard could come up with, I now have a headache. :thumbdown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 no your just a fucking idiot. theres only two people, that's not a crowd you moron. get a life and get a better car. now fuck off and go back to video games at least my car is slow and gets good mpg, your car is just slow and not much else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted June 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Now entering the ring weighing in at 220 pounds.. the guy that could be your father... a guy so pimp that Kat Williams buys his how-to videos.... Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinisterSS Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Now entering the ring weighing in at 220 pounds.. the guy that could be your father... a guy so pimp that Kat Williams buys his how-to videos.... Me hahahaha brian you scared phil! he's offline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Now entering the ring weighing in at 220 pounds.. the guy that could be your father... a guy so pimp that Kat Williams buys his how-to videos.... Me *nicely says* gtfo plz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 if thats the case i hope you have all the mirrors removed from your home to prevent dehydration Did you just recycle that joke from 1958? I'm all for saving the environment, but, please, do not recycle jokes. You fucking fail at everything you attempt. Maybe you should have someone shoot you, that way you won't fail at failing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 starting with the mini homo, look faget, If cared what you think I woulda said hey d bag in the gay guy car please give your useless fucking opinion. you should join mopower in your quest for ebattle points. now go back to whatever gay butthole you crawled out of. next up craig. if you don't wanna get a mudhole stomped in your skinny lil ass you will know your role and shut your mouth jabroni. and brian, if you weigh 220 at 5 10 you fat shit give me a call and ill work your fat ass out. this is why columbus is the fattest city ever. people like you would rather go fast then loose wieght. the bad part is you don't even go that fast. way to do nothing with your life. now im fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Did you just recycle that joke from 1958? I'm all for saving the environment' date=' but, please, do not recycle jokes. You fucking fail at everything you attempt. Maybe you should have someone shoot you, that way you won't fail at failing.[/quote'] holy shit, that is the first knockout blow of the night. don't even try to respond cause that shit was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinisterSS Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 starting with the mini homo, look faget, If cared what you think I woulda said hey d bag in the gay guy car please give your useless fucking opinion. you should join mopower in your quest for ebattle points. now go back to whatever gay butthole you crawled out of. next up craig. if you don't wanna get a mudhole stomped in your skinny lil ass you will know your role and shut your mouth jabroni. and brian, if you weigh 220 at 5 10 you fat shit give me a call and ill work your fat ass out. this is why columbus is the fattest city ever. people like you would rather go fast then loose wieght. the bad part is you don't even go that fast. way to do nothing with your life. now im fucked. please!! I'm not gonna e-battle with a retard because its pointless, your head is getting way too big for your shoulders son! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Did you just recycle that joke from 1958? I'm all for saving the environment' date=' but, please, do not recycle jokes. You fucking fail at everything you attempt. Maybe you should have someone shoot you, that way you won't fail at failing.[/quote'] sorry to say, i gave you way to much credit for being good at this. your comebacks are disappointing at best. now i understand why you and phil ebattle, i think the combined i.q. of you two fags remain in a single digit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 sorry to say, i gave you way to much credit for being good at this. your comebacks are disappointing at best. now i understand why you and phil ebattle, i think the combined i.q. of you two fags remain in a single digit. Did you even read what you said? Jesus, I'm fucking tired of having to hire retards to interpret what you people say. Is it too much to ask that you learn to fucking type? Is it too much to ask that you step away from the keyboard? Is it too much to ask that your next reply be "I'm sorry guys, I'm going to go kill myself."? BTW: Can you do me a favor? I need you to go out to the trunk of my car. In there you'll find some rope. Feel free to use that to hang yourself. Please, stop wasting my valuable oxygen. I'm sick of you mouth breathers taking up all the air I need to power my far more advanced brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 new rule. the word retard is no longer avaiable in ebattle, take some time to think of a better word besides retard. now back to you mr. 3 gears, if my shoulders are big enough to carry my head, get off my dick and asisst my neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 If I threw a ball into the freeway would you chase it? Are you just too scared to off yourself? I heard that sitting in your garage with the car running is a painless way to die. Go take a dirt nap you insignificant piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 new rule. the word retard is no longer avaiable in ebattle, take some time to think of a better word besides retard. now back to you mr. 3 gears, if my shoulders are big enough to carry my head, get off my dick and asisst my neck. Is it my fault I don't speak RETARD? If I didn't have to decipher everything that is said, maybe I wouldn't call people retards. Actually, I think I will stop using that word. I feel bad insulting the mentally handicapped by comparing them to ya'll. That wasn't directed at you as much as it seemed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted June 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 starting with the mini homo, look faget, If cared what you think I woulda said hey d bag in the gay guy car please give your useless fucking opinion. you should join mopower in your quest for ebattle points. now go back to whatever gay butthole you crawled out of. next up craig. if you don't wanna get a mudhole stomped in your skinny lil ass you will know your role and shut your mouth jabroni. and brian, if you weigh 220 at 5 10 you fat shit give me a call and ill work your fat ass out. this is why columbus is the fattest city ever. people like you would rather go fast then loose wieght. the bad part is you don't even go that fast. way to do nothing with your life. now im fucked. I would have only weighed 200 if you would have let go of my balls like I asked you to before I got on the scale.... Just because you enjoy wearing nuthuggers, a rainbow bright headband, and your striped tube socks when you get all competitive in racquetball doesnt mean you're in shape. It just means you have built up enough tolerance for being gay that you can endure rigorous gay activities without feeling fatigue. We all know you cant pick up a free weight, but you can probably tae bo your ass off huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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