Guest Removed Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 This is probably so true for many companies I couldn't help but laugh out loud at work when I read it. A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (Ford) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action. Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing. Feeling a deeper study was in order, American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion. They advised, of course, that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing. Not sure of how to utilize that information , but wanting to prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager. They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the 'Rowing Team Quality First Program,' with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses. The next year the Japanese won by two miles. Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment. The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year's racing team was out-sourced to India. Sadly, The End. Here's something else to think about: Ford has spent the last thirty years moving all its factories out of the US, claiming they can't make money paying American wages. TOYOTA has spent the last thirty years building more than a dozen plants inside the US. The last quarter's results: TOYOTA makes 4 billion in profits while Ford racked up 9 billion in losses. Ford folks are still scratching their heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Lol, nice post Rob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellowsnake Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 lolol. thats some funny shit right there. ford and gm can't make no money b/c they are union. all a union is for, is to keep the lazy man working by doing the least amount. honda and toyota both are made in america, by americans. yes design by japs and such but are still made here. they are NOT union, pay there people well, keep them happy yet we as americans can't see the writing on the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2highpsi Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Toyota is in better financial condition than Ford, no question. But Toyota was down to 3 billion 1st quarter profit this year http://www.leftlanenews.com/toyotas-first-quarter-profits-plummet.html And Ford did not lose 9 billion...... They made 100 million http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080424/BIZ/804240449 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 614Streets Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Excelent robert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 That went around years ago, except it was Honda and GM. Funny though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Apex Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 When they get rid of the unions they will make money like Toyota. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 im still stuck on "gearhead" and "thoughts" in the same sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 im still stuck on "gearhead" and "thoughts" in the same sentence. Yeah, I was expecting something on wooden car bumpers, drinking, horseshoes, Nascar, wrastling or something equally redneck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrhobbz Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Yeah, I was expecting something on wooden car bumpers, drinking, horseshoes, Nascar, wrastling or something equally redneck. truck bed pewls? beer can wedding decorations? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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