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best of craigslist > fayetteville > CAT FOUND! Originally Posted: Sat, 29 Nov 21:25 EST

CAT FOUND!

Date: 2008-11-29, 9:25PM EST

I found this guy the other day on my back porch. I tried feeding him and it turns out that he is not very friendly because i think he may be scared. Not quite sure the breed but I am assuming he is part Siamese. I have him in a crate because he is not really house broken. If he is yours please reply.

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best of craigslist > SF bay area > **** TOILET FOR TWO **** Originally Posted: Thu, 6 Nov 21:20 PST

**** TOILET FOR TWO ****

Date: 2008-11-06, 9:20PM PST

I have come to the conclusion that I must sell my TwoDaLoo, and that saddens me. I purchased this baby for my wife. Well, it was our 4 year anniversary and I really wanted to give her something special, something that I put a lot of thought into, and most importantly something we could do together. I thought what better thing to do together than to poo together. After countless hours of research I found The TwoDaLoo. The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world's first toilet two people can use ... at the exact same time. It’s supposed to bring couples closer together and conserves our water supply all with one flush. My wife was disgusted and has since left me. I explained to her that we could be as one if we could rock a big one out together. I can’t think of a better way to end a romantic dinner out. And how cool would Taco Tuesday have been – had she been just a little more open minded. It’s just not the same when you use it alone – and the empty seat next to me just reminds me of her.

The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between. I purchased the upgraded version; you know the one that includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station. I will provide my personal play list (should you choose to by her) – songs like “I’m Coming Out” and “You Dropped a Bomb on me” and “Love Stinks” will be just a few.

I truly hope that someone can use my T for T (toilet for two) and find the happiness that I was so looking for.

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If I had an extra 14 hundy, I'd put that in the bathroom. When the wife is not around, you could keep your beer cold in the other side.

Stay focused Max....

$1400

Bike upgrades.....cheap dirt bike.....c-bus hooker.....

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we could poop together? i dun no dude..i don't even want to see my own ass.

ya, i always had wierd fears of the mystery animal down in the slop jumping to life and grabbing my boys to climb out..but that was a thought i kept to myself.

man i just looked at that thing...for all of those who stand to wipe beware of hole checkers.

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