Twistedrx7 Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24174888-23109,00.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 They should've left him alone. Didn't sound like he was finished, yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Splinters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted August 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Splinters? LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonneVille Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Splinters? Metal bench, so they'd be filings...you ever get a metal filing in your finger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Metal bench, so they'd be filings...you ever get a metal filing in your finger? WOW that sounds painful. Luckily, I've only ever gotten one stuck in my peehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonneVille Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 WOW that sounds painful. Luckily, I've only ever gotten one stuck in my peehole. Meh, let me know when you get a pepper seed stuck in there... http://www.mos95b.com/Smileys/Wrong.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Wow...thats a new low. Screwing a park bench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Cmon, everyones got a little kinky with an inanimate object at some depraved point in their lives. Hell, once I cut a hole into a pillow, microwaved some lotion, rubbed peanut butter on my face and chest, while simultaneously wearing a traffic officers uniform, and having mannequin taped to my body at the waste. Cmon guys ... speak up ... ... ... guys ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonneVille Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Wow...thats a new low. Screwing a park bench. Nah, it's been done before. There was a guy a couple months back who got caught while screwing a picnic table. At least you don't eat off a bench... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Hand > Metal Park Bench, but maybe that's just my opinion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Hand > Metal Park Bench, but maybe that's just my opinion You've never felt the dizzying caress of cold, hard metal, rest flush along ones member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Sounds like sympathy sex from my wife when she's just letting me have my 30 seconds of furry so I can sleep well at night caress of cold, hard metal, rest flush along ones member. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 my 30 seconds of furry i lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morabu Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Sounds like sympathy sex from my wife when she's just letting me have my 30 seconds of furry so I can sleep well at night AH hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LMFAO................. i can so relate..err....umm never mind, disregard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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