Cordell Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 So I'm home from work already. Work has been slow for 2 weeks, so this isn't doing me any favors, but I have nothing to do. Anyone got any ideas? I think I may just start drunk posting here in about an hour or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l36tols1 Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 http://Http://www.watch-movies.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 hooker and blow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 make a thread about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 hooker and blow blow off the hookers ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted August 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 make a thread about it Buy me a hooker, and I'll even post pics. Or better yet that girl that just turned 18, over on that other pointless thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Or better yet that girl that just turned 18, over on that other pointless thread. Workin on that one for you lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted August 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Cool just don't tell the wife. She might care, oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Get real drunk then walk up and down your street. Find various items to snatch, examples are solar lights, yard gnomes, various signs. Post pictures of your stash when finished. If you are too much of a pussy then just go to every store and buy nothing but a pregnancy test and a coat hanger. Bring a friend to stay behind you in line and sneak a video camera to record the awesomeness from the cashiers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted August 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Jack Daniels+Vicodin+CR+cooking pizza= setting off smoke alarm and yelling at the neighbors for starting a fire, then realizing you r kitchen is full of smoke. FAIL FAIL FAIL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted August 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Get real drunk then walk up and down your street. Find various items to snatch, examples are solar lights, yard gnomes, various signs. Post pictures of your stash when finished. If you are too much of a pussy then just go to every store and buy nothing but a pregnancy test and a coat hanger. Bring a friend to stay behind you in line and sneak a video camera to record the awesomeness from the cashiers. lol I will def be doing the preg test and coat hanger, that is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Get real drunk then walk up and down your street. Find various items to snatch, examples are solar lights, yard gnomes, various signs. Post pictures of your stash when finished. If you are too much of a pussy then just go to every store and buy nothing but a pregnancy test and a coat hanger. Bring a friend to stay behind you in line and sneak a video camera to record the awesomeness from the cashiers. both sound like great ideas.. i wish i wasnt at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Jack Daniels+Vicodin+CR+cooking pizza= setting off smoke alarm and yelling at the neighbors for starting a fire, then realizing you r kitchen is full of smoke. FAIL FAIL FAIL!!! Now is the perfect time to walk outside looking for gnomes to steal. GTFO the internet and get outside. I will give you positive rep if you return home with a 50 lb white goose. I did that before .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted August 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp133/ND2RACE/CIMG0249.jpg I got this little girls bike http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp133/ND2RACE/CIMG0250.jpg pink frisbee http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp133/ND2RACE/CIMG0251.jpg these people left out an ashtray http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp133/ND2RACE/CIMG0252.jpg and I got a new broom Damn neighbors yelled at me for pulling up their malibu lights and fuck those concrete geese, knocked it over and broke off its head. I'll just stay in the house now. The neighbor bitch was pissed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 You didn't bring home 1 50lb goose YOU FAIL. Please try again. The things you took are worthless =P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 I gave you positive rep anyway for random acts of yard larceny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted August 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 http://www.rkdesign.net/images/14003.jpg wooo wooo bet you can't catch this one more fail!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 No but the one I took looked identical minus the superman costume =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Get real drunk then walk up and down your street. Find various items to snatch, examples are solar lights, yard gnomes, various signs. Post pictures of your stash when finished. If you are too much of a pussy then just go to every store and buy nothing but a pregnancy test and a coat hanger. Bring a friend to stay behind you in line and sneak a video camera to record the awesomeness from the cashiers. fucking try and steal my garden gnomes again I just replaced them all today now the new ones are on trip wires Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 fucking try and steal my garden gnomes again I just replaced them all today now the new ones are on trip wires Just put them over top of a live mine . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 fucking try and steal my garden gnomes again I just replaced them all today now the new ones are on trip wires Is this a challenge I am reading? What is your address? I am a master thief on alcohol... joking!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man of Steele Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 The goose is bull shit every one knows pimps return with the golden egg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Who the hell has a golden egg in their yard??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man of Steele Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Who the hell has a golden egg in their yard??? The fucking goose that lays them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 The fucking goose that lays them http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/5529/0/STFU_and_GTFO.ashx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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