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Get real drunk then walk up and down your street. Find various items to snatch, examples are solar lights, yard gnomes, various signs. Post pictures of your stash when finished. If you are too much of a pussy then just go to every store and buy nothing but a pregnancy test and a coat hanger. Bring a friend to stay behind you in line and sneak a video camera to record the awesomeness from the cashiers.
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Get real drunk then walk up and down your street. Find various items to snatch, examples are solar lights, yard gnomes, various signs. Post pictures of your stash when finished. If you are too much of a pussy then just go to every store and buy nothing but a pregnancy test and a coat hanger. Bring a friend to stay behind you in line and sneak a video camera to record the awesomeness from the cashiers.

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I will def be doing the preg test and coat hanger, that is hilarious.

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Get real drunk then walk up and down your street. Find various items to snatch, examples are solar lights, yard gnomes, various signs. Post pictures of your stash when finished. If you are too much of a pussy then just go to every store and buy nothing but a pregnancy test and a coat hanger. Bring a friend to stay behind you in line and sneak a video camera to record the awesomeness from the cashiers.

 

both sound like great ideas.. i wish i wasnt at work.

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Jack Daniels+Vicodin+CR+cooking pizza= setting off smoke alarm and yelling at the neighbors for starting a fire, then realizing you r kitchen is full of smoke.

FAIL FAIL FAIL!!!

 

Now is the perfect time to walk outside looking for gnomes to steal. GTFO the internet and get outside. I will give you positive rep if you return home with a 50 lb white goose. I did that before .... :D

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http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp133/ND2RACE/CIMG0249.jpg

I got this little girls bike

http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp133/ND2RACE/CIMG0250.jpg

pink frisbee

http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp133/ND2RACE/CIMG0251.jpg

these people left out an ashtray

http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp133/ND2RACE/CIMG0252.jpg

and I got a new broom

Damn neighbors yelled at me for pulling up their malibu lights

and fuck those concrete geese, knocked it over and broke off its head. I'll just stay in the house now. The neighbor bitch was pissed.

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Get real drunk then walk up and down your street. Find various items to snatch, examples are solar lights, yard gnomes, various signs. Post pictures of your stash when finished. If you are too much of a pussy then just go to every store and buy nothing but a pregnancy test and a coat hanger. Bring a friend to stay behind you in line and sneak a video camera to record the awesomeness from the cashiers.

 

 

fucking try and steal my garden gnomes again I just replaced them all today now the new ones are on trip wires :)

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fucking try and steal my garden gnomes again I just replaced them all today now the new ones are on trip wires :)

 

Is this a challenge I am reading? What is your address? I am a master thief on alcohol... joking!!!!

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