nuinqua Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 About Bread !! " Warning: Bread is Evil. Did you know: 1) More than 98 percent of convicted criminals are bread eaters ! 2) Exactly half of all children who grow up in bread - eating households score in the bottom 50% on standardized IQ tests ! 3) In the 19th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 55 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, scarlet fever, smallpox and influenza ravaged entire nations ! 4) Statistics show that more than 75 % of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread ! 5) Bread is made from a substance called "dough." Researchers have proven that as little as one pound of dough can choke a large animal like a horse. The average person eats more bread than that in one month ! 6) Bread is known to be extremely addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water, actually begged for bread after just two days ! 7) Bread is a "gateway" food item, which usually leads to such items as butter, jam, peanut butter and even ... bacon ! 8) Bread has been proven to kill. Scientists have now uncovered alarming evidence that 100% of the people who eat bread will eventually die ! 9) Unattended newborn babies can choke on bread ! 10) Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 425 degrees Fahrenheit ! Don't laugh...that kind of heat can kill a full grown adult in less than five minutes. 11) 96 % of cancer victims eventually admit that they've eaten bread ! 12) Sadly, 9 out of 10 bread eaters are unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling. (Not Critical Thinkers Like You !!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Misinformation One could argue that every one of these individual "factoids" about bread is "true." The way the "factoids" compare bread with danger, and the use of official - statistical - scientifical sounding words cause the unthinking reader to make connections of logic that aren't true. . The only one that's true is #12. The others falsely imply new information that really isn't there !! (The very real problem is that much of the information in our modern society is presented this way.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brrcats Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 bread is the devil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 we need an Assault Bread Ban (ABB) that is purely cosmetic but makes people feel safer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Do you know what you are doing? A bread ban would eventually lead to the ingredients used to make bread being illegal. Water, Grain, and Yeast would be controlled substances. Yes, the same 3 ingredients required to make BEER! BREAD FOREVER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Fuck all of you, assault bread(mold) made me sick once. Safe? I think not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawnman Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 That is it ...... I am boycotting all companies that either sell or make bread ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 I just ate a bagel. Seriously. Just finished it up. I think I'll attack my neighbors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 its not the bread that is bad its the carbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mischief Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 yeah its definitely those damn carbs...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Screw the anti-bread lobbyists! You can have my bread when you pry it out of my cold dead hand, along with the dihydrogen monoxide in my other hand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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