PrincessPratt Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 So when u guys are really hard up you can present this to your wives and "maybe" it will help. Thought this was hilarious! Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women (AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform. "I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women." The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision. "Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances." The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research. In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute. Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings. "This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said. Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly. "There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said. Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data. The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent. "The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWing'R Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 OMG this is such an old bogus article. Still a good line to try at the bar though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Showed it to the wife and she took the bait being a nurse, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Pratt!!! I thought you were supposed to be prim and proper! WOW!:lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Pratt!!! I thought you were supposed to be prim and proper! WOW!:lol::lol::lol::lol:Have you met her?? Get a couple glasses of wine in her and watch out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Damn Rosso, way to screw it up for the rest of us. No point in sending it to the wife and girlfriend now. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedogg624 Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Damn Rosso, way to screw it up for the rest of us. No point in sending it to the wife and girlfriend now. Shit.someone's double dipping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Have you met her?? Get a couple glasses of wine in her and watch out! Yeah I guess you are right, add in some Gun's n roses music and it's a freakin table dance waiting to happen.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchmuckGirl Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 (edited) So when u guys are really hard up you can present this to your wives and "maybe" it will help. Thought this was hilarious! Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women (AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform. "Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances." How do you 'suspect' that?? This article has to have been written by a man. Don't get me wrong, I'm no prude but don't try to scare me into doing something..... Edited January 11, 2009 by SchmuckGirl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 ^ just ask nicely?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brennan Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 hmmmmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessPratt Posted January 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 How do you 'suspect' that?? This article has to have been written by a man. Don't get me wrong, I'm no prude but don't try to scare me into doing something.....I didn't even check the design of the study so I'm not sure how "valid" it is. I just thought it was hilarious! It was just meant to be a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWing'R Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 I didn't even check the design of the study so I'm not sure how "valid" it is. I just thought it was hilarious! It was just meant to be a joke. Did you ever wonder how many guys actually pulled this scam off on their wives/girfriends? http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asphttp://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_fell_cancer_cure.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Did you ever wonder how many guys actually pulled this scam off on their wives/girfriends?:dj:he's not smiling for nothin..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 it takes special jedi training to pull this scam off, only the most advanced of the jedi order could achieve suck-sess! Guys like Max power and Kawi kid, and no one could forget the mind fucking power of Jagr.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 I showed it to the wife before, she believes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 it takes special jedi training to pull this scam off, only the most advanced of the jedi order could achieve suck-sess! Guys like Max power and Kawi kid, and no one could forget the mind fucking power of Jagr.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSXRBirch Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 I always told her i was doing her a favor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchmuckGirl Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Did you ever wonder how many guys actually pulled this scam off on their wives/girfriends?http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asphttp://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_fell_cancer_cure.htmMore power to them I guess. I'd rather do it just for the sexiness but whatev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 More power to them I guess. I'd rather do it just for the sexiness but whatevall I can say is... WOW! Mike you'd better hang on to this one bro.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-flores Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 all I can say is... WOW! Mike you'd better hang on to this one bro.... glad i wasnt the only one thinking that!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 More power to them I guess. I'd rather do it just for the sexiness but whatevGod love her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 glad i wasnt the only one thinking that!!!ditto!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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