87GT Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President . The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.' The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just Wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Scotty2Hotty Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 Funny thing is I've seen that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Scotty2Hotty Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 REPORTER: Before your election to public office, you were a lawyer. Is one more lawyer really what Washington needs? OBAMA: It depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is. At a campaign stop, a voter questioned candidate Obama. "I'm poor and unemployed, with no formal education," he said. "What will happen to me if you are elected?" "If I am elected," said Obama, "you will receive the formal education you deserve, free of charge. The government will make sure you have a job if you want one. But even if you choose not to work, you will receive a comfortable income and all the luxuries that the rich enjoy." The voter thought for a moment. "I want super powers, too." "You've got it." Waiting backstage before a Presidential debate, Barack Obama and John McCain shared some candid thoughts with each other. "You know," said McCain, "the reporters have been pretty hard on us. In fact, they've been critical of all politicians -- treating us as if we are a bunch of crooks." He paused and shook his head sadly. "Despite all the cynicism, though, there IS a way to be an honest politician." "What way is that?" asked Obama. "Hmmph," said McCain, "well, of course YOU wouldn't know." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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