GonneVille Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Fucking piece of shit next door is beating his wife. I'm sitting here at my computer, and suddenly something crashes against the other side of my front hallway, and this shithead is screaming at his wife. So I call the cops, then call the apartment management, figuring (correctly) that they'll arrive at least five minutes before the cops, and then at least one or the other of them will have to come to the door, stopping the fight. (And no, I'm not banging on his door myself. I'm just some guy. Apartment management is "Authority", and rings that little alarm in a criminal's head that says "If I hit this person, something bad will happen to me".) Sure enough, management shows up, confronts HIM and asks her to come to the door. Then they tell HER to tell him that if they get another complaint, they'll both get evicted. Fucking brilliant. And then...they leave. BEFORE the cops get there. A minute or two later, the cops show up, but the woman is telling them the TV fell over(BullShit, it crashed against the WALL, high enough that I could tell it hit the wall, broke, and then hit the floor), and in spite of the black eye she has, they can't take him, because Ohio doesn't have a "Somebody's goin to jail" law. I'm not faulting the cops. On this side of town, they have a lot of territory to cover, and we're kind of out of the way. That's why I called management, cause it would stop things until the cops got there. But the manager is a fucking ass-hat for LEAVING, when I told her the cops were coming, and the fucking bitch next door, IMO, deserves every bit of what she's getting for not talking to the cops and getting rid of the stupid bastard. And now I get to start keeping a close eye on my car. Cause if something happens to it anytime soon, I'm going to kick this fucker's door in and rape him with a fucking bagel knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 You gotta be kidding me. While taking a dump yesterday I also found out that some fucking piece of shit next door is beating his wife. I'm sitting here at my computer, and suddenly something crashes against the other side of my front hallway, and this shithead is screaming at his wife. So I call the cops, then call the apartment management, figuring (correctly) that they'll arrive at least five minutes before the cops, and then at least one or the other of them will have to come to the door, stopping the fight. Sure enough, management shows up, confronts HIM and asks her to come to the door. Then they tell HER to tell him that if they get another complaint, they'll both get evicted. Fucking brilliant. And then...they leave. BEFORE the cops get there. A minute or two later, the cops show up, but the woman is telling them the TV fell over(BullShit, it crashed against the WALL, high enough that I could tell it hit the wall, broke, and then hit the floor), and in spite of the black eye she has, they can't take him, because Ohio doesn't have a "Somebody's goin to jail" law. I'm not faulting the cops. On this side of town, they have a lot of territory to cover, and we're kind of out of the way. That's why I called management, cause it would stop things until the cops got there. But the manager is a fucking ass-hat for LEAVING, when I told her the cops were coming, and the fucking bitch next door, IMO, deserves every bit of what she's getting for not talking to the cops and getting rid of the stupid bastard. And now I get to start keeping a close eye on my car. Cause if something happens to it anytime soon, I'm going to kick this fucker's door in and rape him with a fucking bagel knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 I dare you to key "wife beater" on his car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot_wire Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 bagel knife? Ouch dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 So you're a NARK?? Jokes people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 So you're a NARK?? Jokes people No the internetz are serious business in these parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonneVille Posted October 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 bagel knife? Ouch dude The only other thing that would be appropriate for this function would be my sawzall, and I don't feel like cleaning out the motor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 If she would just do what he tells her then he wouldnt have to hit her! Totally kidding. I would definatley just keep calling the cops EVERY time that it happens. Maybe eventually they'll understand that people dont want to hear all their business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonneVille Posted October 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 My brother just got home and said she was dropping luggage in her car as he came in. Maybe she has some minimal sense of self-interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conesmasher Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Have you met her? Maybe she deserved it?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 if he had to tell her twice to do something, I fail to see the crime here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 if he had to tell her twice to do something, I fail to see the crime here. god your so wise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad is Dead Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 snitches get stiches!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
83 chevy Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 why wait till u get married start doing it now get some practice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 This seems like the perfect thread to share my story... Back when I lived in an apartment complex I would hear screams and bangs against the wall constantly. It sounded like the guy was beating his wife but instead of confronting them I just imagined they were having rough sex and occasionally masturbated to the screams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
83 chevy Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 dude you might have issues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 This seems like the perfect thread to share my story... Back when I lived in an apartment complex I would hear screams and bangs against the wall constantly. It sounded like the guy was beating his wife but instead of confronting them I just imagined they were having rough sex and occasionally masturbated to the screams. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Fuck, that made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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