Scotty2Hotty Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 I miss the target urinal cakes. Always seems like I accomplished something other than draining myself when I can aim at the bullseye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 this is such an informational thread to me..... im learning so much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
351mach11647545510 Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 I avoid urinals, I'm a stall guy. When I have to, though, I hate when the tip of my belt brushes the inside of the urinal. I hate it. why is your belt hanging out away from you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 I just pull my pants all the way down to my ankels to prevent this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 I just pull my pants all the way down to my ankels to prevent this. Bare assed in the urinal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 this is such an informational thread to me..... im learning so much See, and girls always think it is so easy for us to piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Bare assed in the urinal? Feels good man.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 I just pull my pants all the way down to my ankels to prevent this. OMG I love guys like that, easier to RAPE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 this is such an informational thread to me..... im learning so much More useful guy information: We love to use the handicapped stall. We've even named it, the handicrapper. The most bestest part of the day is dropping a douce while getting paid, in the handicrapper. Shit is fucking EPIC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 More useful guy information: We love to use the handicapped stall. We've even named it, the handicrapper. The most bestest part of the day is dropping a douce while getting paid, in the handicrapper. Shit is fucking EPIC. i believe this to be true. me and my ex used to work together in an older elementary building and they had the regular public restroom, then across it was the "retard" bathroom. one toilet and one door... and he'd be so proud to tell me when he'd use it... icky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 More useful guy information: We love to use the handicapped stall. We've even named it, the handicrapper. The most bestest part of the day is dropping a douce while getting paid, in the handicrapper. Shit is fucking EPIC. Truth. You have so much more room. Every day I would sleep in the handicrapper on the toilet...pants down for realism to passers-through...for a combined 2 hours. My legs always fell asleep...but shit was glorious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 i believe this to be true. me and my ex used to work together in an older elementary building and they had the regular public restroom, then across it was the "retard" bathroom. one toilet and one door... and he'd be so proud to tell me when he'd use it... icky OMG I'd wear a helmet and run in there drooling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Truth. You have so much more room. Every day I would sleep in the handicrapper on the toilet...pants down for realism to passers-through...for a combined 2 hours. My legs always fell asleep...but shit was glorious. I prefer the handicap stalls myslef. Not only is there more room, but they have their own sing too. You could camp in one of those all day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 So before lunch I had a man hero size shit brewing and I decide it's time to take care of bidness. I walk down the hall to the shitter, open the door and find two guys in there talking (in the middle of the floor, female style), a dude taking a piss in the urinal, and someone robbing my utopia (the handicrapper). This turd wasn't about to get put off until later, so I grab the retard stall (that is, the non handicrapper) and let the bombs fly. God that was such a boner killer. I want my dookie time back. Fuckers. The only plus side was that it was a single wiper, so that's cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 ... oh and I'm wearing khakis so there is a good chance I have doo doo sprinkles on the ass of my pants. Player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Nothing better then dropping a huge deuce in a toilet with a bunch of bystanders in the restroom with you to hear all the noises as you release those demons from your anus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 This one felt like it was going to be one of those half liquid half solid explosion combos, but alas, it was a quiet ghost poopie. Disappeared into the toilet without a sound, never to be seen again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 <3 one-wipers. I feel like a woman when I wipe while still sitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 lol... omg... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 So before lunch I had a man hero size shit brewing and I decide it's time to take care of bidness. I walk down the hall to the shitter, open the door and find two guys in there talking (in the middle of the floor, female style), a dude taking a piss in the urinal, and someone robbing my utopia (the handicrapper). This turd wasn't about to get put off until later, so I grab the retard stall (that is, the non handicrapper) and let the bombs fly. God that was such a boner killer. I want my dookie time back. Fuckers. The only plus side was that it was a single wiper, so that's cool. Should have AC Slater'ed it for SOME enjoyment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 I gave birth to food baby this morning. It too was a 1 wiper, I call that a clean catch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boosted98gst Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 All you gotta do is aim to side of the urinal, it acts the same as a back wall of a shooting range. No blow back = win. FTW!!!! but ive made the mistake of leaning to close to the sink and I feel the cold dread of shame but its already to late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boosted98gst Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 ... oh and I'm wearing khakis so there is a good chance I have doo doo sprinkles on the ass of my pants. Player. HAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 I just pull my pants all the way down to my ankels to prevent this. I think I would turn around and walk out if I walked in a restroom and saw some one bare assed at a urinal. Pretty funny Sam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rch10007 Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Only time I pissed on myself was when I accidentally sprayed the guy next to me while he was wearing flip flops. The look on his face made me laugh so hard that I couldn't control where I was aiming. Kinda looked like a firehouse without a fireman...but I blamed the sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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