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So how many times do you wipe your ass, if there's still crap streaks on the paper? I get impatient after 5 wipes and say fuck it.. close up shop.

 

this is a plus with having kids at the house. If after 3 wipes there is still a issue grab a couple baby wipes and your good to go.

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EPIC THREAD!!! Also a great thing to do is when your leaving and there is someone in the stall turn the lights off. If your having a bad day that will automatically make it better.

 

I would leave doo doo residue on your desk for that.

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Yeah, as in toilet paper. You do wipe your ass with paper right? Remind me not to shake your hand when I see you next time.

 

No, I don't use paper. When you become a man and grow hair on your ass, you'll figure out what to use.

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I tried to sneak in a quick dump before one of my classes, so I went into one of the typical multi-stall campus restrooms. I was the only guy in there and so I claimed the handicapped unit as per standard-op. All was going well until I went for the toilet paper. It was one of the gigantic industrial-size rolls, like a foot across, in the clear plastic dispenser. Well, the cover was missing on this one, so when i unrolled a little bit of TP the whole roll fell out of the dispenser across my lap, onto the floor, and out of the stall far far far away.

 

I was pretty stunned and furious, but decided to make a pants-down break for the TP now in the middle of the bathroom. Luckily nobody else came in mid-dash, and all was well in the world.

 

Lesson: Always check TP status before taking care of business, and if necessary, unroll with care.

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So how many times do you wipe your ass, if there's still crap streaks on the paper? I get impatient after 5 wipes and say fuck it.. close up shop.

 

I wipe my ass until the paper is still white.

 

That's seriously gross that you dont...yet I'm not surprised lol.

-Marc

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I bet you lay down an entire roll of TP on the seat before chancing getting one single germ on your ass too. Real men bare-ass public shitters.

Actually, no. I give a quick wipe down with a couple squares of tp to rid of any piss droplets and then I perform "the move" as I'm usually in a rush not to shit myself.

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I bet you lay down an entire roll of TP on the seat before chancing getting one single germ on your ass too. Real men bare-ass public shitters.

 

No sir. Just a quick wipe down to get rid of anything visible on the seat than go and fire out a loaf.

 

You probably shit at Flips dont you?

-MArc

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