Sam1647545489 Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 I think I would turn around and walk out if I walked in a restroom and saw some one bare assed at a urinal. Pretty funny Sam. You are not a man unless you have pissed next to another man bare assed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rch10007 Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 You are not a man unless you have pissed next to another man bare assed. umm...You are not a man unless you have pissed next to another man bare assed while taking a shower together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 You know the answer to the problem is walk out with it still hangin out. It's a win win. No spots, and you may get a date for the evening. Even if you did get spots on your pants, nobody will be looking at your pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 I avoid urinals, I'm a stall guy. When I have to, though, I hate when the tip of my belt brushes the inside of the urinal. I hate it. This does not surprise me. You probably sit down to pee. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 You are not a man unless you have pissed next to another man bare assed. There was always that ONE kid in grade school... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rch10007 Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 So how many times do you wipe your ass, if there's still crap streaks on the paper? I get impatient after 5 wipes and say fuck it.. close up shop. Paper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 EPIC THREAD!!! Also a great thing to do is when your leaving and there is someone in the stall turn the lights off. If your having a bad day that will automatically make it better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 So how many times do you wipe your ass, if there's still crap streaks on the paper? I get impatient after 5 wipes and say fuck it.. close up shop. this is a plus with having kids at the house. If after 3 wipes there is still a issue grab a couple baby wipes and your good to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Yeah, as in toilet paper. You do wipe your ass with paper right? Remind me not to shake your hand when I see you next time. no he uses the 3 sea shells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 EPIC THREAD!!! Also a great thing to do is when your leaving and there is someone in the stall turn the lights off. If your having a bad day that will automatically make it better. I would leave doo doo residue on your desk for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rch10007 Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Yeah, as in toilet paper. You do wipe your ass with paper right? Remind me not to shake your hand when I see you next time. No, I don't use paper. When you become a man and grow hair on your ass, you'll figure out what to use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rch10007 Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 no he uses the 3 sea shells. Only that 3rd shell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 This does not surprise me. You probably sit down to pee. -Marc Nope. :asshole: I can't help myself, I must use the stall; I have too much movement, scratches and checking of the cell phone to do that shit at a urinal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Also have noticed lately that after working out in the morning I then to take monster dumps. usually double flushers . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 I would leave doo doo residue on your desk for that. Thats just it if your in the stall the entire time you never know who got ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Thats just it if your in the stall the entire time you never know who got ya. Shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rch10007 Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 I know you're short, but damn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Shoes. that only works if I walk in front of your stall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 that only works if I walk in front of your stall. Terrry Tate out of the bathroom with my pants around one leg. You'd get yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankis Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 I tried to sneak in a quick dump before one of my classes, so I went into one of the typical multi-stall campus restrooms. I was the only guy in there and so I claimed the handicapped unit as per standard-op. All was going well until I went for the toilet paper. It was one of the gigantic industrial-size rolls, like a foot across, in the clear plastic dispenser. Well, the cover was missing on this one, so when i unrolled a little bit of TP the whole roll fell out of the dispenser across my lap, onto the floor, and out of the stall far far far away. I was pretty stunned and furious, but decided to make a pants-down break for the TP now in the middle of the bathroom. Luckily nobody else came in mid-dash, and all was well in the world. Lesson: Always check TP status before taking care of business, and if necessary, unroll with care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 When I take a dump in a stall and I know someone is in the bathroom at the same time, I like to let the bitches plop in the water and then yell something crazy like, OMG what the hell is that or something of that nature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Terrry Tate out of the bathroom with my pants around one leg. You'd get yours. ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 So how many times do you wipe your ass, if there's still crap streaks on the paper? I get impatient after 5 wipes and say fuck it.. close up shop. I wipe my ass until the paper is still white. That's seriously gross that you dont...yet I'm not surprised lol. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 I bet you lay down an entire roll of TP on the seat before chancing getting one single germ on your ass too. Real men bare-ass public shitters. Actually, no. I give a quick wipe down with a couple squares of tp to rid of any piss droplets and then I perform "the move" as I'm usually in a rush not to shit myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 I bet you lay down an entire roll of TP on the seat before chancing getting one single germ on your ass too. Real men bare-ass public shitters. No sir. Just a quick wipe down to get rid of anything visible on the seat than go and fire out a loaf. You probably shit at Flips dont you? -MArc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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