Smokey Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Why do you think TP has lines and ripples? Wipe, read, repeat as necessary. I'll admit that was pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 I threw up in my mouth a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 614Streets Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 since this seems like the correct thread.....I have to ask a long-time question I've had. How do blind people know when they're done wiping their asses? Do they just do a set number of times and play the odds? Can you train a seeing eye dog to help you out with that....like 1 bark for keep wiping 2 for you're done? Maybe they use the wet toilet paper method or wet naps. Small ziploc bags of sawdust maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Why do you think TP has lines and ripples? Wipe, read, repeat as necessary. You know condoms aren't ribbed for her pleasure? They're ribbed for mud runnin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rch10007 Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 You know condoms aren't ribbed for her pleasure? They're ribbed for mud runnin. In your case, it's ribbed so she gets something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 In your case, it's ribbed so she gets something... Just the tip....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Only for a minute, just to see what it feels like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rch10007 Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Trust me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rch10007 Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 http://cdn5.bumperstickersapp.com/bs/big.1356295.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 You know condoms aren't ribbed for her pleasure? They're ribbed for mud runnin. Have you ever seen the warning at the bottomw of the condoms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rch10007 Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Have you ever seen the warning at the bottomw of the condoms? It reads: "Roll it back up! You're aren't fooling anyone, especially her!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragknee66 Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 ribbed for mud runnin lolz hah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 It reads: "Roll it back up! You're aren't fooling anyone, especially her!" No that's the first wraning. You must not roll em down as far as me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 No that's the first wraning. You must not roll em down as far as me. Look, just because you use them to make balloon animals for little kids doesn't make you special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 I'm really good at making snakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Besides you're far sited so I wouldn't expect you to be able to read it while you're down there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 I gotta shit and about to enter a interview! How am I gonna focus on questions now...huh.. Grrr!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 since this seems like the correct thread.....I have to ask a long-time question I've had. How do blind people know when they're done wiping their asses? Do they just do a set number of times and play the odds? Can you train a seeing eye dog to help you out with that....like 1 bark for keep wiping 2 for you're done? Lol Either they wipe till it rips and no shit is on their hand or they play the odds. Which brings up another point...when toilet paper rips...worst thing in the world. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Lol Either they wipe till it rips and no shit is on their hand or they play the odds. Which brings up another point...when toilet paper rips...worst thing in the world. -Marc You don't wipe with a ball of paper? You single sheet it? Because a ball of paper can't really rip. :gtfo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 You don't wipe with a ball of paper? You single sheet it? Because a ball of paper can't really rip. :gtfo: I dont ball the paper...I fold. Single sheet for the lose...I'm not that poor. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Which brings up another point...when toilet paper rips...worst thing in the world. -Marc Or is it the GREATEST thing in the world? Hummmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Or is it the GREATEST thing in the world? Hummmm sick bastardd lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melanie Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Oh.... Thin and ripping tp....so thats why guys are so obsessed with shitting. They can get their butt played with and nobody will know! This explains so much. This thread is so nasty but funny at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 I understand why the Army originally gave us brown underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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