Sturg1647545502 Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 i heard Obama jerked off a manta ray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supldys Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard Obama actually beat the original Battletoads without a game genie Impossible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard Obama built the pyramids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard Obama is the new Santa Claus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard Obama is the new Santa Claus. I heard that too. He is coming to give all the poor people gifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard Obama doesn't wash his hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I missed this.....where's youtube? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rch10007 Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard Obama created CR to discuss his messiahness... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard if Obama joins CR, he'll have 4,903,342,535,231,405,593 posts and always have positive rep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 Amen. My number one concern is Healthcare Education being second. I DONT HAVE KIDS EVEN. I as a american I feel if we don't educate our children then we fail. I saw it, nothing different and for once I feel that my vote in a candidate may be worth something. What if we accomplish what he wants to accomplish in the next 8-10 years? I like they are campaigning on issues that will effect me and my family, not abortion or fucking gay rights, or stem cell research, or some other religious shit. I could give a fuck what someone else does with their body. But the issues he wants to tackle will effect me and my family and friends. I hope he wins and does accomplish what he has said. This country will be better when he is done, not bankrupt like the one is in power now. To all the McCain supporters that do nothing but call me names and shit and try to ridicule me or make me feel bad because I am voting Democrat like I am un-american, grow up. I'm tired of hearing don't do this or that to the rich 1%. Anyway you slice it not everyone in this country can be "rich" or the "1%" it's not mathematically possible. This country has to have a middle class and poor to function, so the argument about work your ass off is void. if there are all 1%ers in this country who is making your starbucks coffee in the morning? WHo is making your Chipotle burritos? Who is bottling your favorite beer? Who is going to teach your kids K-12? Nobody is going to pay a K-12 teacher anywhere near 250K a year even in private school. Who is on an assembly line making your next dream car? Not a 1%er.... Are going to pay your employees the same wage you make in your business? You would have to if everyone would be "rich". You can vote for whom ever you want. It's time the Middle class and poor get some respect for running this country daily. Because the fact of the matter is the 1%ers don't exist without us, we buy your products, use your services, frequent you businesses. It's about time we got some respect and recognition. Good job your rich, I get it, maybe with a little more money in my pocket for once it will trickle your way. Maybe the trickle works both ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard Obama's semen was in Marcellus Wallace's briefcase WHAT DOES OBAMA LOOK LIKE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 WHAT DOES OBAMA LOOK LIKE? I heard he looks like a bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 WHAT DOES OBAMA LOOK LIKE? I heard Obama looks like a terrorist with bombs and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard Obama looks like Dustin Diamond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard Obama is scared of the smell of napalm in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard Obama makes the green grass grow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard Obama makes the grass greener on the other side through green redistribution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m188/Bushwack_2006/obama-smoking1.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard Obama in invented Fritos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard Obama invented weed after the initial soft sales of his Fritos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawnman Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard you are all correct . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard he has no experience for the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard he doesn't need experience, he created the presidency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrblunt Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard Obama is the Stig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I heard Obama is Ghostrider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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